Timmy Me Shimbers

I just tweet at Sam everyday

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@saforem2 @NoContextBrits 😂

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Can we stop making headlights brighter? Please? Thanks.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Cubs win!

Final: #Cubs 5, Brewers 4. #OpeningDay

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If you weren’t listening to @bellawhitemusic at 3:30 with your friends then what is the point ?!

[danny @dannyjk0]

I be so jealous watching euphoria like damn I want what they have (ecstasy)

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Hey @bellawhitemusic if you ever need a bodyguard I’d like to be considered please.

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Coming in at #420!!! @howardkremer @brettsperminute

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

ATTENTION SHITHEADS:

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@PhilipLabes I just discovered you and 👏 👏👏 when you coming to Chicago?!

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Absolute stellar job @SierraFerrell

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@hannacannell Well what is it???

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Excuse me how do I find y’all’s first album? Mispo Trio? He’ll?! 🥺 @mipsomusic

[Disc Golf Pro Tour @DiscGolfProTour]

Just plain crazy. James Conrad throws it in from 247ft for birdie to push the @PDGA Disc Golf World Championship into a Playoff. #PDGAWorlds #SCTop10 @SportsCenter @espn @ESPNAssignDesk

McBeth and Conrad are playing off right now. Watch live here: https://t.co/P2hGISEaDQ

[invader zim @f8the]

i hope the babies i was born wit at the hospital doing good

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@saforem2 @dotSlashJack On his fingers!

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I hope @TuckerCarlson stubs his toe every morning.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Tell me you’ve never read the Bible without telling me you’ve never read the Bible

[Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman]

Covid was cringe

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Thank you @boburnham for being an absolute genius.

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Today is the 21st day in the 21st week of the 21st year of the 21st century