Tim Hensley

Drummer @TheCliftones
Gracie Jiu Jitsu Brown Belt @GJJCincinnati
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I just became wasted.

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I’m in a band with no name that doesn’t have any names for our tunes. This was an improv from this afternoon.

7.19.26B7Jam https://t.co/zsCwWYfzlo via @YouTube

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I really don’t like that Facebook puts the care emoji right next to the laugh emoji. It feels like something The Upright Citizens Brigade would do to sow chaos.

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Hypothetically speaking of course. If a crew lead comes up to me and says “I know MY guys are drunk BUT…” and then proceeds to allege that MY crew is the problem on the load out. That would be fucking ludicrous right? Or am I just being a sensitive asshole?

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Sinners was fucking awesome! The definition of high concept art.

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@DrewStubbmuffin I hate everyone

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Hearing Melania speak at the UN Security Council meeting in the seat of the president made me feel like the people who were furious about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl.

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@DrewStubbmuffin

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Tom Tillis ripping Kristi Noem several new ass holes was very satisfying. He even brought up the fuckin dog lol.

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Sabrina Carpenter’s aunt is Bart Simpson

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Becky and The Wrath of Becky on Netflix are fucking awesome revenge flicks. If you wanna see a young girl go hog fucking wild on some nazis I highly recommend. Chef’s kiss

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I wanna open a taco stand that’s open from 8pm-5am. Probably lose my ass on it but those few months would be awesome for a couple of ya.

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I heard Scam Bondi today and it made laugh. I really hope that catches on 😂

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To all the people who were deeply upset that the couldn’t understand any of the words in the halftime show I totally feel your pain. I felt the EXACT same way when I saw Dave Mathews.

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The other half time show being called Klanchella is the funniest thing I’ve heard all night.

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They should all have to wear the same color uniforms. We’ll see who really knows their shit.

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9/11 = Never forget
Pearl Harbor = Never forget
Slavery = Can’t we just move on

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All I know is that I don’t know nuthin

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TDS = Trump defender syndrome. Pass it on.

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@DrewStubbmuffin I hate to agree