Tim Hopkins

Cubicle drone, market anarchist...

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My first article at https://t.co/WxrI32DZBo

https://t.co/qKcrFxiPuj

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@sladeofyaupon Maybe if they are mature enough to “manipulate and blackmail” their way to accessing gender affirming care, maybe they are old enough to make decisions about their own bodies. Perhaps she can consult her god about that one too.

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@LucyStag By all accounts, he certainly did sound like a goofy kid, with an awkward sense of humor, and Bryant sounded like a very humourless woman. But the courage of Till’s mother - just wow

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@garthmullins They want us all dead, Garth. That’s why they keep spewing half digested bullshit about “natural selection” and “survival of the fittest” without acknowledging how DELIBERATE systemic violence stacks the deck against us.

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@LucyStag Psst. Just watch the movie and praise the antiauthortarian stuff that got it banned. No one will will notice the difference.

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A cat walking across my keyboard is like putting my whole computer on a shuffle playlist, seeing what comes up, and it’s fucking awesome. Also, everyone unfriended me.

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https://t.co/u0aW9DXJ7U

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heart liver or kidney problems ever again? We came to our senses and told people don’t use certain drugs anymore and tossed anyone in jail who disobeyed. And everyone bought meditation tapes and lived happily ever after. The end.

Oh, wait.. 2/2

https://t.co/pVn6UOEeuJ

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Remember the time we ended the Tylenol poisoning crisis 40 years ago by criminalizing possession of all non prescription Tylenol and spent millions arresting users while militarizing border enforcement? And consequently, no one ever died again from Tylenol misuse leading to 1/2

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I'd say @garthmullins for prime minister, but I wouldn't want him to hate me enough to wish such a such thing on him.

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@CPostcapitalism This seems fitting. https://t.co/X4JTK6gRii

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@OrwellNGoode I think it’d be really funny if the debit card reader said in a loud voice the whole store can hear “You have selected NO TIP. Please press the green button on the touchpad to confirm NO TIP.”

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Please be patient everyone. #fordnation @fordnation is checking with his corporate cronies….. umm I mean his cabinet to determine if you will work or go to school Monday.

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My second article at C4SS.

https://t.co/nGoTNeZ41T

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@CPostcapitalism @HeavenlyPossum Many right-libertarians developed this conception of property rights with the singular motivation of defending existing titles. Prediction; it won't serve them well when they discover radical realignment of titles bears no relation to existing configurations.

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so let your self-interest guide you on a case by case basis, but all other things being equal, you don't owe the bosses any goddamned freebies on the job and they sure as shit know they don't either, so if you are not feeling it, don't underprice the best you've got. (7/7)

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How much of your working day is spent faking emotions u don't have? Not in the sense of being an unemotional person, but conveying specific emotions on demand regardless of how you actually feel at the moment. There are attempts not to evoke such emotions in a genuine way (1/?),

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Granted, employers that get testy about people in their mouth factory doing the bare minimum and following the rules to the letter will dig up any other pretense for reprisals ("gee, gotta draw up an improvement plan after you went over your break by 45 seconds yesterday"), (6/?)