Tim™

Just posting stuff that I think is funny & relatable. Promos/Business Inquiries go to the email below

[Tim™ @Tim_Nordahl]

This is why you should never cheat on your girl 😩💀

[East L.A. News @EASTLA_NEWS]

Me praying The Hurricane goes away, then the Earthquake hits

[Tim™ @Tim_Nordahl]

Only women, children & dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provides something.

[Tim™ @Tim_Nordahl]

Sometimes, all I think about is you
Late nights in the middle of June🎵

[🎭 @stuckonchynaa]

ig im not supposed to have feelings or something, idk tho

[imdatfeminist 🐆 @imdatfeminist]

Here's the thing about "forgiving" someone over and over because you love them:

Do you ACTUALLY forgive them or are you just desperate to keep them? How long can you pretend that what they've done hasn't ruined your trust and doesn't still haunt you? How long? Stop pretending.

[John Horn @johnhorn01]

Doesn’t feel real as I’m typing this bruh. Ain’t enough words to describe what you meant to people. Anyone that knew you knew the positivity, energy, and good vibes you brought w you everywhere. Always pushed people to be the best version of themselves. Rest easy brodie🕊💔 #LLJK

[Tim™ @Tim_Nordahl]

@johnhorn01 @jt_kooph I love you so much Jordan. Words will never express how much it meant growing up with you.

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@benjidavis710 IKR?!🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Did I mention it comes with the 12 Speaker B&O Sound System? 🤣🤣

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@CraigoWaffles Tysm Craig! 🤘🏽🥳

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It’s my 24th birthday today 🥳🥰🤘🏽

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@benjidavis710 Thank you bro! 😎

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@Imthabreadwinna My Region is set to New Zealand. It will be June 19th in 4 hours & 12 minutes in NZD.

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@Apex_Tracker Why is there no updated Season 4 Ranked Kings Canyon Leaderboard? Still shows season 3 leaderboard for ranked.

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@baybee_becca Roseville Toyota has every single department open including sales and detailing. All of their employees at the entire dealership are working with no one allowed to work from home etc

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@RSVL_Police hey, Roseville toyota is still fully open for business including all departments and the dispatcher said they will not enforce them to close

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@RSVL_Police I just called to report a non-emergency that Roseville Toyota at the Automall is still fully open for business (all departments) which is non essential during the lockout and the dispatcher told me they won’t enforce them to shut down.

[Tim™ @Tim_Nordahl]

@RSVL_Police I just called to report a non emergency that Roseville Toyota is still fully open for business (all departments) and the dispatcher told me they will not enforce them to close
700 Automall Dr. Roseville CA 95661
🤔

[Tim™ @Tim_Nordahl]

@RSVL_Police I just called to report a non-emergency that Roseville Toyota (700 Automall Dr. Roseville CA 95661)
All departments still fully open for business and they are deemed as non-essential during this lockout and the dispatcher told me they will not enforce them to close🤔

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@SoaRKobi Bruh go live 4 once - bmw 🙄