Tim Parker

Software engineer from Miami University. Massive soccer fan. @LFC @USMNT @fccincinnati

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.

[Keemo🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇨🇸🇳 @keemonade]

nigga are complaining the biggest game ever is costing $10 more than a 2K or COD game despite the fact you’re going to be playing it for 15 years

[A1FantasySports @a1fantasy23]

Cancel USA vs Turkey.
Cancel Germany vs Ecuador.

Lock Turkey and Ecuador into a stadium and don't let either team out until one of them scores a goal.

[Golazo America @GolazoAmerica]

Just FOUR misplaced passes in two games for Chris Richards at the World Cup 🤯

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

175 - 🇺🇸 Chris Richards has completed 97.8% of his passes at the FIFA World Cup (175/179).

That is the second best accuracy by a player in their first two appearances on record since 1966 (min. 100 passes), behind 🇷🇴 Gheorghe Popescu in 1994 (122/124 - 98.4%).

Accomplished.

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🇦🇷🇺🇸 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Mauricio Pochettino is the first manager in 96 YEARS to win back-to-back World Cup matches for the USA. ✅

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

miss her

[AS Monaco EN 🇲🇨 @AS_Monaco_EN]

He is him 👑🇺🇸

Balogun 🔥

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

WORLD CUP ASSISTS

🇺🇸 Christian Pulisic: 3
🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: 2

[Greg Siskind @gsiskind]

A reminder that Flo Balogun would not be on the US Men's National Team if Trump's birthright citizenship order was in place when he was born in NY. The first US man to score more than one goal in a World Cup match since the very first World Cup in 1930.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Our Chris Richards.

He completed all 83 passes he attempted for the @USMNT against Paraguay. The most passes with a 100% accuracy rate by any player in a @FIFAWorldCup match since 1966.

@OptaJack 📊

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

TRIGGER WARNING for USA Republicans cheering for Folarin Balogun:

Born in Brooklyn.
To Nigerian parents.
Grew up in England.
Plays for #USMNT.

That's a lot of diversity, and that's what makes America great. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[OptaJack⚽️ @OptaJack]

83 - Chris Richards completed all 83 passes he attempted for the #USMNT against Paraguay, the most passes with a 100 percent accuracy rate by any player in a FIFA World Cup match since 1966.

Perfection.

[Ace @Thelfc_Ace]

best £8M in football..thank you Andy Robertson ❤️

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

And just like that, he’s gone. What a nine years

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

YOUR EUROPA LEAGUE WINNERS – ASTON VILLA! 😍

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

All the action from a big 6-0 win against Aston Villa in 2016 😮‍💨🍿 #AVLLIV

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Robbo bringing us level 👊 '87
Sadio winning it late 😮‍💨 '90+4

A memorable trip to Villa Park in 2019 ⏪ #AVLLIV

[Dubs @Dubs_LFC]

Jordan Henderson 19/20 vs Declan Rice 25/26

Per 90

Didn’t hear Ballon d’Or shouts for Hendo🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

"The attempt on my life has left me in need of a ballroom."