TimboSlice

Yip Yip

[TimboSlice @Tim_Zim]

See ya in 4 years

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[MLB @MLB]

How @G2League was moving during that reverse sweep at #MSI2026

[TimboSlice @Tim_Zim]

What a fantastic game. Cape Verde are BALLERS

[TimboSlice @Tim_Zim]

Between Dolan and the knicks fans, just might have to route for the spurs

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

YESSIR!!!! GET TRUMP’S DUMBASS OUT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!

[The Elder Scrolls VI Countdown @TESCountdown]

Today marks 2,918 days since the announcement of The Elder Scrolls VI

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[TimboSlice @Tim_Zim]

The golden knights have to be the most successful new team of all time. Their dominance is insane

[TimboSlice @Tim_Zim]

Stop buying pugs and French bull dogs

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

Happy Pride Month

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

After a complaint on May 23 and a subsequent investigation, Packers RB Josh Jacobs was arrested this morning and booked into Brown County Jail on five charges: battery/domestic abuse, criminal damage to property/domestic abuse, disorderly conduct/domestic abuse, strangulation and suffocation, and intimidation of a victim.

[TimboSlice @Tim_Zim]

Republican Party lost a good one with Massie

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran https://t.co/Ebqu9vdl6u

[SleeperPackers @SleeperPackers]

COACH LAFLEUR SHOTGUNNING A BEER WITH THE BOYS AND LUKE COMBS

Officially the coolest coach in the NFL

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

yes yes yesyes
yesyes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes
yes yesyes yes yes
yes yesye yes yes
yes yes yesyes

[TimboSlice @Tim_Zim]

We need a new Temptations biopic

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situations motivating you to make a deal? [with Iran]”

Trump: “Not even a little bit…. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation”

[TimboSlice @Tim_Zim]

“I’m the shit I’m farting, I don’t know how to potty” - Kodak Black