Tim tweets

I aspire to be Gene Belcher

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Left pockets are full on wonders

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Bumpers are the elbows of cars

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"My eyes have been opened and the world is spooky"

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"THAT IS ONE SMOOTHE CACTUS"

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"If my dad can say whatever he wants whenever then I should be able to get naked where I want to!"

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*puts on sunglasses* "i feel like I just installed a new shaderpack we call "life""

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Dank is the future prove me wrong

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"One person's trash is another person's cocaine"

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"Some people have to be stupid so others can qualify as "smart""

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https://t.co/faYnVJx4LB

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"She knows they could have sent me a raw bag"

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"The humps are much smaller back here"

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"Your ear hair is safe hunny"

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"I am not tweaking my dads nips"

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"Kermit can seduce me any time"

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"Why you digging in my flop"

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"I have to much liquid in my stomach "

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"Guess ya bro didn't want the sauce"

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"I love the taste of febreze in my teeth"

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"Every dad has a little bit of a belly"