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All things Canucks. Parody humour all good fun. Politics now that is humorous.

[Notalia @NotaliaMateo]

Trump, the President of another country is responsible for everything happening to Canada.

Carney, the Prime Minister of Canada is not responsible for anything happening to Canada.

Do you see how stupid that sounds?

[DogTurd™🍁 @DogTurdCanada]

It’d be a real shame if this went super viral.

Share it and share it often.

[Melanie In Saskatchewan @saskatchewan_in]

To Mark Carney & Those Applauding Him:

I am a Canadian paying for a country that doesn’t include me.

I live in the part of the country your map forgets.
About 2,600 kilometres from the nearest stop on your proposed $90 billion train.

I am an overtaxed, under-served Canadian.

I heat my home with rising costs.
I fill my vehicle at almost $2 a litre, depending on the day and my luck.
I watch a country with 163 billion barrels of oil behave like it’s on a meagre allowance.

And you want me to pay for a train I will never use.

How thoughtful.

I am a hard-working, falling-behind Canadian funding infrastructure I will never touch.

It runs roughly 800 to 900 kilometres, depending on how creatively it detours around reality, from Toronto to Quebec City.

Seven stops.
All neatly contained within Ontario and Quebec.
Top speed, 300 km/h.
National reach? Let’s just call it selective.

I am a Canadian treated like a revenue stream, invited only by invoice.
Roughly $90 billion. About $8,000 per household.
For a ticket I will never hold.

From where I sit in Saskatchewan, your high-speed rail corridor might as well be interstellar travel.
Two thousand plus kilometres away circling the station, and still billing me.

I am a Canadian bereft of a stop on this train.
Close enough to fund it. Far enough to never use it.

I am an overextended, nickel-and-dimed Canadian.

I am fixing my own road access.
Paying more for groceries.
Driving farther for basic services.
And now funding new infrastructure for people who already have airports, highways, and existing rail.

At this point, I would settle for a train that delivers affordable groceries.
No need for 300 km/h. Just cost-saving reliability.

I am a Canadian squeezed by government-made inflation, where every errand costs more than it did last week and every explanation from you sounds rehearsed.

I am a Canadian quietly recalculating the future, trying not to downgrade my retirement to a leaky camper on wheels, while the country accumulates debt it cannot repay and prints money to pretend it can.

I am a rural Canadian watching how this works.
Not on my land. Not this time.
But close enough to understand the mechanism.

Because an 800 plus kilometre corridor does not meander politely.
It cuts. Straight. Fast. With purpose.
Through farmland. Through properties. Through communities.

I am a watchful Canadian taking note of precedent.
Survey stakes. Expropriation powers. “Public interest” to be explained after.

It is not my yard today.
But it is someone’s.
And tomorrow, it will be called "necessary" for something larger.
Something urgent. Something climate-related. Something that cannot wait.

I am a wary Canadian noticing how easily "necessity" is declared to match your agenda.
And how quickly my rights become flexible once it is declared.

I am an observant Canadian with a long memory for names.
And somehow, the same SNC-Lavalin lineage Canadians were told to forget is back, rebranded as AtkinsRéalis, positioning itself for one of the largest public contracts in Canadian history.

A remarkable comeback. Truly.
No apology tour. Just a new logo and a larger taxpayer subsidized opportunity.
Seems history doesn’t repeat. It follows a predictable pattern.

I am an unimpressed Canadian watching familiar #Lavscam players return under reimagined branding.
The script is the same. Only the cover has changed.

I am an exasperated Canadian you included in your sales pitch.
I am told it will create 50,000 jobs.
I am told it will add $35 billion to GDP.

And I am sure it will.

In the corridor.
Where the stations are.
Where the density is.
Where the benefit is.

I am a shunned Canadian excluded from the outcome.
Included in all the arithmetic. Excluded from all the access.

I am a cynical Canadian being told this is nation-building. Though the nation appears to exist along a very specific set of coordinates.

I am the depleted Canadian who:

Reads grocery receipts like an audit.
Choreographs fuel stops around paydays not plans.
Measures distance in cost, not kilometres.

I am an overburdened, last-in-line Canadian.
Essential when it is time to pay. Optional when it is time to benefit.

I am an impoverished Canadian whose citizenship now resembles a pre-authorized debit agreement.
The withdrawals are national. The benefits are regional.

I am an exhausted, overlooked Canadian.

You’re not building this for me or my family.
You're just sending me the bill.

Signed,

Your most reluctantly reliable revenue stream,
Melanie in Saskatchewan

[JayGen 𝕏 er🇨🇦 @JayGenXer]

😡 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, CANADA!

Mark Carney’s endless LIES and broken promises are DESTROYING us – and we’re ALL paying the price!

He campaigned hard as the “fixer” who’d deliver the fastest-growing G7 economy, build homes, slash taxes, cut red tape, and stand up to Trump. Fast-forward to today (almost a full year as PM): economy SHRINKING, unemployment SKYROCKETING, housing more unaffordable than ever, deficits WORSE than Trudeau’s, $37 BILLION in extra spending, lumber tariffs DOUBLED, and ZERO real wins. All we got? A pathetic handful of worthless MOUs while jobs vanish and investment flees! What a total BETRAYAL!

This guy jets around the globe NON-STOP – already 68 days abroad in his first year (20% of his time in office, more than Trudeau or Harper combined). Barely enough time in Canada to unpack an overnight bag! How the hell is he “leading” us when he’s never here?!

And don’t get me started – at the WEF he flat-out said Canada is “the most European of non-European countries” and bragged he sees himself as EUROPEAN, not Canadian. Irish and British citizenships first, us last. Whose country is this anyway?!

This is the SAME guy who was whispering in Trudeau’s ear during the Freedom Convoy – writing an op-ed calling it “sedition,” demanding they choke off funding and crush the protesters. The SAME convoy where lower courts ruled the Emergencies Act DIDN’T meet the legal threshold and was UNLAWFUL. Now Carney’s own government is desperately appealing to the Supreme Court to overturn it. Shocking? Not anymore!

Face the facts: Carney’s only here for TWO things – lining his pockets and Brookfield’s (the massive asset firm he chaired, loaded with ESG billions, Bermuda tax havens, and massive conflicts he won’t fully disclose) while he manages the controlled DECLINE of Canada for his globalist buddies!

We’re being SOLD OUT to elites who don’t even live here or care about us. Canadians are fed up with this fraud!

If you’re as furious as I am about Carney’s lies, the economic collapse, and the sell-out… LIKE, REPOST, COMMENT “ENOUGH!” and tag a friend who needs to see this! Let’s flood the algorithm and wake Canada up! 🇨🇦🔥
#MarkCarneyLies #CarneyOut #BrokenPromises #CanadaFirst #TrudeauCarneyFail #SellOutPM

[Bobloblaw Gray has unacceptable views @grawallinc]

Dear Mark Carney,

I just wanted to extend a heartfelt thank you for completely solving the housing crisis. It’s incredible. Studio apartments are now only $3,000 a month, bedrooms in someone’s basement are a steal at $1,850, and a modest one-bedroom is a jaw-dropping bargain at $3,700. Truly affordable living. I especially appreciate how owning a home now only requires a $180,000 down payment and a small, manageable $4,900/month mortgage. Homeownership has never been more within reach. 🏡✨

Also, thank you for fixing the cost of living. Groceries are unbelievably cheap now. Eggs at $9.49, butter at $8.99, ground beef casually hovering around $14/lb — honestly, I’m saving so much money I don’t even know what to do with it. I went in for milk and bread and only spent $97, which is basically nothing these days. What a time to be alive. 🛒💸

The tax relief has been phenomenal too. Keeping almost half of my paycheck is just incredible. I absolutely love watching 40–50% disappear before I even see it — it really builds character. Nothing says financial freedom like calculating whether you can afford both rent and food in the same month. Taxes have truly never felt lower. 📉😂

And the safety improvements — wow. Streets have never been calmer. You can now confidently walk past open-air drug use, random screaming matches, and bike chop shops knowing everything is totally under control. The fentanyl crisis? Basically solved. The homelessness crisis? Completely handled. There are only rows and rows of tents, which is obviously just modern minimalist housing. 🚨🏙️

The crime situation has also improved dramatically. Nothing reassures citizens more than seeing repeat offenders released faster than a drive-thru order. It really keeps things exciting. Who doesn’t love a little unpredictability on their commute? Keeps the adrenaline pumping. 🔁😌

And finally, thank you for making life in general so affordable. Gas hovering around $1.80–$2.10/L, insurance climbing, utilities up 30–40%, and somehow everyone still expected to smile and say “things are improving.” The financial gymnastics required just to exist are truly inspiring. ⛽💀

From the bottom of all Canadians’ hearts, thank you for this stunning 180. Housing has never been more affordable, groceries have never been cheaper, taxes have never been lower, and the streets have never been safer. Everything is perfect. Absolutely flawless. No notes. 🇨🇦👏

Warmest regards,

A financially thriving Canadian

P.S. If you could also fix interest rates, rent, groceries, crime, healthcare wait times, and wages — but like, don’t rush. You’ve already done so much.

[Mario Zelaya @mario4thenorth]

100% facts.

Liberal rules for thee, but not for me.

[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

https://t.co/Tju0dBaKVX

[TrayJ @Timberscales]

@MarcNixon24

[Raw & Unfiltered @Additives_ca]

Gas Prices Surge Post-Election: A Closer Look at Carbon Tax Implications

On April 1st, gas prices stood at $1.13 per litre. Today, they've climbed to $1.389 per litre. While some attribute this to seasonal factors or market fluctuations, it's essential to consider the broader context.

Mark Carney's Role in Climate Finance and Carbon Tax Policies:

2015: As Governor of the Bank of England, Carney delivered his notable "Breaking the Tragedy of the Horizon" speech, emphasizing the financial risks of climate change and advocating for carbon pricing mechanisms.

2019: Appointed as the UN Special Envoy on Climate Action and Finance, Carney has been instrumental in promoting sustainable finance initiatives globally.

GFANZ: Carney co-founded the Glasgow Financial Alliance for Net Zero, aiming to accelerate the transition to a net-zero economy through coordinated financial sector efforts.

Diana Fox Carney's Involvement in Climate Initiatives:

BeyondNetZero: Diana serves as a strategic advisor to this growth equity fund focused on supporting companies advancing net-zero solutions.

Eurasia Group: She holds a senior advisory role, contributing to discussions on energy transitions and climate policy.

Willis Towers Watson: Diana is a strategic adviser in the Climate and Resilience Hub, focusing on sustainable business practices and climate transition strategies.

Implications for Consumers:

The carbon tax, which impacts both consumers and industries, has been on an upward trajectory:

April 1st, 2025: The industrial carbon tax increased from $80 to $95 per tonne.

By 2030: It's set to rise to $170 per tonne.

These increases can lead to higher operational costs for industries, including agriculture and transportation, which may, in turn, result in elevated prices for consumers on essentials like fuel and food.

While various factors influence gas prices, understanding the broader policy landscape and its potential effects on everyday expenses is crucial.

Here is the example of the Toronto and greater region and don't act like you got cheap gas in Toronto it's a very small portion of gas stations that are doing so.

[TrayJ @Timberscales]

@MarcNixon24 Question of the day does Mark Carney quit when he loses today? #PierrePoilievre #pierreforpm

[TrayJ @Timberscales]

Big question ofthe day. Does #markCarney quit after he loses today. #Election2025 #Pierre4PM #PierrePoilievre

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[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

The truth is…
Boomers VOTE.
And if youth don’t show up, they’ll decide your future again.

You want your country back?
GO VOTE 🗳️

[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

I spoke to young first-time voters today.
They weren’t that motivated —

Until they saw an old Liberal boomer give Canadians the middle finger.

Now?
They’re 100% voting and in advance — TODAY or TOMORROW.

One entitled boomer just lit a fire that could flip this entire election.

[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

Mark Carney explains that an OLD PROMISE is actually a NEW PROMISE

Because HE made it

Got it.
https://t.co/1nDnQRKJdc

[TrayJ @Timberscales]

@MarcNixon24 Here's a question for Carney, if you lose the election will you continue to work for Canada as the opposition leader. Or are you quitting and going back to the private sector?. Hmmm.

[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

🇨🇦 pays $1 BILLION A WEEK just to service our debt

The Liberals DOUBLED the national deficit in just 9 years
And now they want to spend EVEN MORE

We’re on track for a $100 BILLION DEFICIT this year

This is the OPPOSITE of affordability

Why are people STILL voting for them?

[Shaun Newman Podcast @SNewmanPodcast]

Mark Carney just pulled off the greatest career con in history.

Elite connections and self-promotion landed him trophy jobs.

But British media warned for YEARS that he doesn't deliver results.

A warning from our commonwealth friends that Canada should listen to:

[Karla Treadway | Host Sovereign Sphere Podcast @thesovereignceo]

Boomers I’m going to say it.

It’s SELFISH for you to vote Liberal. You got a pension. You got to buy your home for $60, $90, $150k. Your children got to play on safe streets. YOU had a bright future and a good and easy life.

That future is GONE now for our children and grandchildren after 9 years of liberals. They will never be able to afford a home in Canada. There isn’t going to be a pension plan for future generations. Cities and even small towns are filled with tent cities, drugs and crime.

I get that things were good for you back in the day in a liberal country. But that is NOT the reality now. How dare you strip a bright future away from future generations. The same one you got to have.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

This is Mars!

140 million miles away!