Tim Roberts

“Golf & beer!

[Loxwood FC Official @loxwoodfc1920]

🔒 RETAINED | Luke Roberts

We’re delighted to confirm that Luke Roberts will remain with The Magpies for the 2026/27 season.

A composed and intelligent midfielder, Luke brings energy, quality on the ball and the work rate every side needs. His attitude and commitment make him an important part of the squad as we continue to build for the season ahead.

Great to have you back in black and white, Luke! ⚫️⚪️💪🏻

[DJBURNS_was 🇬🇧 @Politically__OK]

Diane Abbott, visiting a school. She noticed a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She took pity on him and decided to speak to him...

“You OK?” she says.

“Yes” he replied.

“You can go and play with the other kids” she responds.

“It's best I stay here” he replied.

“Why?” said Diane.

“Because I'm the goalkeeper” 😂😂😂

[Tim Roberts @Timbo180667]

Common sense talking.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

NI MP Sorcha Eastwood hits two tier Keir in Parliament: "What was it about the twice disgraced paedophile adjacent self styled prince of darkness that you found so attractive to put into this job?"

[Patriotic 🇬🇧 Nation @HoodedClaw1974]

This moron is in parliament. And the Greens are gaining momentum.

Here is Hannah Spencer MP interviewing greyhounds.🤡

[Patriotic 🇬🇧 Nation @HoodedClaw1974]

Margaret Thatcher always had Labours number.

Sound familiar?👇👇

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Here’s Ed Conway completely destroying Ed Miliband’s net zero zealotry in banning new oil and gas licenses in the North Sea.

[Bass player @BrexitBassist]

When TV adverts were funny and not full of diversity woke nonsense😂
RIP Leonard Rossiter

[Lucy Biggers @LLBiggers]

Al Gore just said “none of the predictions from the past 20 years have been wrong from climate scientists.”

This inspired me to go back and watch the classic An Inconvenient Truth.

Upon rewatch it was worse than I remember!

[Loxwood FC Official @loxwoodfc1920]

This Saturday’s home match against @Infinity_f_c is a day to remember as it is @michaelwood64 200TH appearance for The Magpies and also it’s his Birthday so come down and celebrate

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

How everyone feels and still nothing has changed .. but this man a beer !!

He has never been allowed back on BBCQT

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

She got served.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

Labour should be apologising to the British people, not smearing them.

[Loxwood FC Official @loxwoodfc1920]

MATCH IS ON ⚫️⚪️⚽️
After early morning Inspection match is on so if you want a football fix with so many matches off come down to the The Nest
@Billingshurstfc
@thebearsbbhfc
@RoffeyFC
@OfficialCDGFC
@TheSCFL @TheSnlf

[GWS football & Short Stories @GwsShortStories]

@loxwoodfc1920 @CopthorneFC @TheSnlf @walkingego Match report

https://t.co/qsueMS8nKs

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

This clip from Paramount Landman, shows you how stupid The Pronouns are! 😂

[Amy E. Sousa, MA Depth Psychology @KnownHeretic]

The wise wry humor of George Carlin remains relevant.

[Liza Rosen @LizaRosen0000]

Watch this fearless British woman destroying the false narrative of the local police and Muslim community who colluded to ban Jews from sports events.

[Tim Roberts @Timbo180667]

The knights are getting ready to do battle here @loxwoodfc1920

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

This is simply brilliant as The Union Club band singing the Ballad of Rashi-Heed Sair-Baws "He's an Illegal Migrant."

Now from Birmingstan.

Hat tip @CuboidDuChamps.