1. Butt fumble
2. Any game during the Adam Gase era
3. Drafting Zach Wilson
4. The last 15 years of Jets football
5. Our owner being mentioned numerous times in the Epstein files
6. Any game during the Justin Fields era
7. Sam Darnold gets Mono
8. Adam Gase skips Thanksgiving dinner with his family to prepare for the 0-11 Bengals and the Jets would go on to lose that game 22-6.
9. Aaron Rodgers tearing his Achilles just 4 snaps into his Jets career.
10. In 2015 when Geno Smith gets punched in the jaw, breaking his jaw in 2 places, by his own teammate IK Enemkpali.
11. 2026 Jets become the first team in NFL History to ever go an entire season without recording an interception on defense.
12. Robert Saleh leaking information about the team to WFAN host Joe Benigno.
13. Allen Lazard forgetting how to catch a football and constantly playing with a soccer ball during practice/warmups
14. Malchi Corley drops the ball before entering the end zone for what would’ve been his first career touchdown had he just held onto the ball and not celebrated early.
15. Quinnen Williams brings a gun to LaGuardia Airport
16. Jets 2019 3rd round draft pick Jachai Polite never plays a snap for the Jets, gets cut 4 months after being drafted.
17. Jets owner Woody Johnson becomes the USA Ambassador to the United Kingdom during the first Trump administration, he leaves ownership of the team to his brother who proceeded to hire Adam Gase
18. Any day since January 11, 2001 (when Woody Johnson purchased the Jets)
19. Fail Mary Black Friday game against the Dolphins
20. Woody Johnson benches safety Tony Adams during the 2024 season
21. Browns beat the Jets to break their 0-19 streak
22. Any game Tim Boyle played for the Jets
23. Any game Luke Falk played for the Jets
24. Zach Wilson has sex with his moms best friend
25. Woody using Madden ratings to evaluate players
26. Jets play a cover 0 on defense against the Raiders allowing them to score a last second Hail Mary
27. Mark Sanchez stabs his Uber driver
28. Sam Darnold seeing ghosts game