Timbo Slice

I can ride my bike with no handlebars no handlebars no handlebars

[Timbo Slice @Timbo_Sparx]

@CFBKings

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

BREAKING: The Big 12 has filed a 47-page complaint against Texas Tech and the state of Texas’ Attorney General, seeking a preliminary injunction which would allow the conference to sanction Texas Tech.

The complaint references “potential sanctions the Board would consider under the Bylaws include monetary sanctions and/or a ban on competing in the Big 12 Championship game.”

(H/T @RossDellenger)

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Did he stab someone ?

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

“We’ve lost Venezuela. We might lose Cuba. The condition of Palestine is desperate.”

[Anna Paulina Luna @realannapaulina]

We have upgraded.

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

Leftists flip between "we must save the environment" and "we must destroy the environment", depending on what's going to achieve their goal of destroying Western capitalist democracy

[Timbo Slice @Timbo_Sparx]

@74EagleScout76 Yeah I got auto corrected on compensation, typing too fast

[Timbo Slice @Timbo_Sparx]

@Sargon_of_Akkad No you don't get it, he's gay and is too afraid to ask him out

[Timbo Slice @Timbo_Sparx]

@yunta_tsai @imagine Better than Disney star wars

[Timbo Slice @Timbo_Sparx]

@RudeOnion

[Eli Lebowicz @EliLebowicz]

Every accusation is a confession.

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

I can’t imagine why anyone wouldn’t want Palestinians at a sporting event.

[Timbo Slice @Timbo_Sparx]

@WarMonitors He couldn't do that in Germany

[Timbo Slice @Timbo_Sparx]

@AlexanderSoros @annieleibovitz You make it sound like punishment

[Thumser @JeffreyThumser]

The arrogance is out of this world… just give credit where credit is due. It’s not that difficult

[Timbo Slice @Timbo_Sparx]

@SonOfSheev @MaxNordau He just got to the fatigue faze faster than everyone else.

[UGA Spike Squad @UGASPIKESQUAD]

Folks I hope you realize how impressive Joey was tonight. Texas is maybe not quite as powerful as Mississippi State but they were 3rd in the nation in walks coming into tonight. Joey attacked the zone all night and was rewarded with 15 Ks and only 1 BB. Unreal

[Timbo Slice @Timbo_Sparx]

@SEC @SECNetwork Does Georgia's women's indoor tennis, not count?