Tim

“Don’t half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.” -Ron Swanson

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@WhiteHouse That’s a crazy comb over job

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@spinnermoko Do you really like trains also?

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@GuGi263 Looksmaxing their fucking dog

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@USEmbassyNassau

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@EthanLevins2 Somehow this is Biden’s fault.

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@RedWaveCrewHP One frosty modelo please

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@SexyyRed314_

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@alifarhat79 @ScienceDJX Gotta keep it safe for that spacex IPO today

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@JesseBWatters Four of them listened to the American people.

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@willchamberlain Iowa has so many soybeans leftover from their farms after Trump nuked their ability to sell them that the residents are picking up the slack.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Ken Paxton is throwing everything he has at us.

He’s called me a radical leftist. He’s called me a fake Christian. He’s even called me a vegan!

I’m an 8th generation Texan — I've been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment.

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@tedcruz Aren’t you from Canada?

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@MeghanMcCain @DrunkRepub

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@SecWar Peter. You are a drunk pussy ass cheating bitch. Bitch

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

What an afternoon

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@M3HM3TK3L3S @Kilic025 A beach house in Nebraska?

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@Nexuist My wife and I heard a story from a friend where their baby was holding a balloon that popped while they were driving. The rubber flew down the baby’s throat causing it to suffocate.

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@SomaKazima2 @MikeyMeatSweats

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@iamasoothsayer

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

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