Tim Burke™

Father Judge '15 • THE University of Community College of Philadelphia '21

[Tim Burke™ @Timburkeulosis]

@ anyone going to Paddy Whacks tonight

[KEN: REBIRTH @BACKWOODSUCKER0]

MY WIFE DIVORCED ME BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE MY TESLA AUTODRIVES ME TO THE GAY BAR AND THEN TURNS ITSELF OFF, CAUSING ME TO HAVE TO SPEND 4 HOURS IN THERE ASKING FOR A RIDE HOME

[Tommy Lawlor @lawlornfl]

Donovan McNabb might be in the HOF if there was a 3rd place game.

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

Me ordering a taco with extra lettuce at Taco Bell

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

oh my fucking god this photo is 10 times better having seen the film

[Axel🦇 @AxelTalksFilm]

this is an all time movie photo now wtf

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

The correct take about Tom Holland in The Odyssey

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

The Nationals have finally deleted the tweet.

[cassie @pepsidogonline]

THIS FUCKING CLIP

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

Tom Holland explains why he says “D'oh" in ‘THE ODYSSEY’.

“Homer wrote it.”

[kenny @nailsbat]

TWENTY TWENTY EIGHT…

[Nitro-Spidey @NitroSpidey]

do you think homer foresaw this when he wrote the odyssey

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

whats the point of doing this if most people won’t even get to experience the film the way it was meant to be seen?

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

I was watching HBO's Rome, and they hit me with the worst-timed ad of all time.

[RedTeamReview ✪ @RedTeamReview]

My photoshop skills were a bit rusty but I think I got it down

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

We literally cheered his father after he won.

It’s friendly ribbing. Stop taking booing so seriously.

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels playing a story game alone while it's raining outside

[Geo @Geo_AW]

You're an idiot if you think any Nolan movie will flop