Tim Caskey

Husband, Father, Son, Brother

[Tim Caskey @Timcaskey]

@FIFAcom now that the @FIFAWorldCup is over I have 3 suggestions to make your game more enjoyable for Americans
1. Get rid of offsides - ridiculous rule that needs to go
2. Larger goals - add another 8 or 10 feet
3. Stop the clock when play is dead - this seems so obvious.

[Tim Caskey @Timcaskey]

@ProFootballTalk What's the return policy?

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Came in 3rd

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Ocelli

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@darrenrovell This is like dunking a basketball wearing stilts. He is an extra 3” in the air. His stride is extended with these shoes.

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@AndrewBrandt @grok can you make a diagram that shows how to inject your penis so you can fly farther?

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@TBoneWFNZ @scott_fowler @95KeepPounding @grok How many people died form Storm Rhule?

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@ProFootballTalk False! I talked to a friend about it today.

[Tim Caskey @Timcaskey]

@wxbrad My parents bought this for me from a thrift store in 1991 for $35. Still the best Christmas presents I have ever received.

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@TBoneWFNZ Amazon has these in stock

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@AP @AndrewBrandt There weren't lawyers

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@jjones9 This would have made a lot more sense last summer

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Spirit Airlines merging with Spirit Halloween seems inevitable

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@natebargatze @nbcsnl @foofighters Nice try, October 28 is a Tuesday.

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The world: on fire

@nytimes :

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@ProFootballTalk Dude just took his morning dump

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@darrenrovell @kfc How could he be rejected if he opened his own restaurant? Who rejected him?

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@BigJohn043 It looks like the best bet is moving to Somalia

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@darrenrovell Did you buy it?

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@jjones9 Seems pretty inclusive...