Roger Harrison

Stoke City Supporter, beer fanatic, admirer of real music: rock, funk, soul and blues. Lover of oatcakes and kebabs!

[Roger Harrison @Time4APINTscfc]

Sometimes it snows in April
Sometimes I feel so bad
Sometimes I wish that life was never ending,
But all good things, they say, never last.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Nigel Farage is a one trick pony. His divisive and inflammatory comments about immigration is all he has.

Is it any wonder he won’t want you to know that net migration has fallen by 82% since its peak under the conservatives and small boat crossings are down by approximately 40% so far in 2026 compared to the same period in 2025.

LETS MAKE SURE THE PUBLIC KNOW THE REAL FACTS

[Staffordshire Fire and Rescue Service @StaffsFire]

Our crews are currently dealing with a fire on the allotments on Campbell Road, Stoke. Please avoid the area.

[Roger Harrison @Time4APINTscfc]

@BBCRadioStoke No more Gullis. Who is going to make all the farm animal noises in Parliament now?

[Roger Harrison @Time4APINTscfc]

@Mozzaa92 Wonder if the Sunderland fans who were burning their shirts with his name on the back are regretting it now.

[Roger Harrison @Time4APINTscfc]

@ElliotYates_ Good player getting forward, puts in good crosses and set piece deliveries but bad at defending, the most important thing for a fullback.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

A river of boiling shit flows through your town. You haven’t seen a tomato for 18 months. MOTD is 3 minutes long and narrated by a parakeet. Your salary is paid directly to British Gas. You solve a riddle to speak to a GP. You feel people come here because they want an easy life

[Roger Harrison @Time4APINTscfc]

@jogideon @Conservatives @CEN_HQ Not sure raw sewage works as a cleaning agent...

[Roger Harrison @Time4APINTscfc]

@Everystepalong Maybe he is having his medical done on the NHS. Probably on a waiting list. Expect the deal to be completed in 18 months.

[Roger Harrison @Time4APINTscfc]

@sairbx_scfc @stokecity Great performance and win and I hope you don't mind but I've just stolen your photo.... 😀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Roger Harrison @Time4APINTscfc]

@Housequake The America 12'' and all the other 12''s from ATWIAD or maybe my 7'' of Purple Rain as it was the first Prince record I bought.

[Roger Harrison @Time4APINTscfc]

@TwitterSupport 9

[Roger Harrison @Time4APINTscfc]

@FBAwayDays Grimsby Town or Oldham Athletic.

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

It’s an important point that Truss & Kwarteng have no mandate from the British people for the hugely destructive actions they are taking.

It’s worth registering this through the current surging petition—> https://t.co/lm3elzcnIs

[Councillor Rowan Battley @CllrBattley]

When I swept to power in 1995 I made no secret of my devotion to naked wrestling. An online video has gone viral of me in 1989 going 3 rounds with Albert the Giant, unclothed. Let me be clear. We all have hobbies. Some go bird-watching. I fight nude people. Can we grow up please?

[Roger Harrison @Time4APINTscfc]

@xQueen_Piscesx

[Roger Harrison @Time4APINTscfc]

Result... the bogs on Euston station are free to use! Not sure when they stopped charging passengers but my early afternoon poo will be even more satisfying now. #freedump

[krit🎗🧸 @KrittyB419]

@atrupar Again, bc it seems appropriate here....
If "are you fu*king kidding me?" Was a person

[Roger Harrison @Time4APINTscfc]

I just signed the petition calling for the government to drop plans to electronically tag innocent people for attending protests. Will you join me?
https://t.co/xsicyez1qK via @38_degrees