Sam

passionate about corgis. he/him.

[Sam @TimeForSammy]

@BATMANC0UPE me when I stick slices of onion along my teeth

[SimmerErin (She/Her) @erin_simmer]

me browsing #gamingnews. How cheerful!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

We gotta change the rules so Mamdani can be president.

[vost @foolibuster]

team call

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Raising your phone to listen to a voice note, only for it to auto-pause? Serious rage bait 😭

[jezz @JezziiB]

The fact that the Epstein Files STILL have not turned into the Epstein Trials goes to show just how far this country has fallen.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

sure elmo

[evil sinister fucking komodo dragon (bio/paleoomf) @GarlotsBack]

Posts that could only be produced by humans and no other species in the galaxy

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[rain @machinewash666]

The pink tax…

[Luthen’s Reality 🟢 @RealLuthen]

This is exactly why billionaires can’t exist. This man is burning the entire world down because he cannot accept his daughter for who she is. And he has the money to actually do it. No one can have that power.

[Is this a 3D model? @IsThisA3DModel]

YES!!!! you did a great job!!!!!! we are very proud!!

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Yeah, this shit is why they deserve a whole fucking month.

[TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @graysonZ80]

Just made it to E3! Where is everybody?

[0hlivvy @0hlivvyalt]

“It’ll probably make me look the way i’m supposed to look” is a very ironic thing to say as a transphobe.

[y @he4rtgoId]

Homophobia is lowkey a class indicator, once guys get into certain spaces they drop the bigotry immediately