Gabriel 🐝

Hey I'm Gabriel and this is jackass I’m 25

[Tervis Scoot @tervisscoot]

I swear he doesn’t even try and everything he does is hilarious

[j. doe @phoen0m]

whole time the sickness was burnout

[؟؟؟ @fuckjagan]

first nigga to die to an rpg ain’t deserve that ngl

[Serotonin Goblin 🔆 @SerotoninGoblin]

so my sister works at Walmart and for some reason my mom is utterly shocked that they won't let her take the whole week of thanksgiving off

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

"I watched a piece of art the way the artist intended it to be experienced, with my full attention and no distractions in a big room with other people, and I loved it. hmm. must be fake. obviously the real metric of quality is whether I'm equally impressed while on the toilet."

[blkmessiah @ghostofkurta]

Nigga hit you with this lmao

[noir_aquamarine🐟🗽 @cloutastral]

when a straight woman starts venting to you about her boyfriend and you genuinely lock in because she’ll blow your head smooth off if you even hint at criticizing him

[Dexie_🫦 @therealdexie18]

Ngl this is better than hoping😭

[SoloMan98 🔜 SQXL 2026 @SoloMan1298]

Imagine booting up DCKO and u gotta fight someone that’s on a 1 bar Cricket Wireless connection with they phone on 7%

[Moundshroud of the Mists @KKalvaitis]

When the second bottle of Captain Morgan kicks in.

[peepoopoopoo @peepeepoopoo241]

this is sending me so fuckin hard bro

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Me the millisecond after im finished

[Bocchi The Rock FGC @Bocchi_Rock_FGC]

Spider girls are really cool but im into guys.

I really wish there was some kind of Spider Man for guys like me

[Rukkus Amuck @ScreamOfCarnage]

Our apologies Mr Bendis, we were not familiar with your game

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Avengers Doomsday synopsis

[Jayde ₊˚⊹ ᰔ @ParasocialMommy]

Like just say she’s fine bc it’s true

[110% @balloutary]

They’ve been old all my life wow this a Morgan Freeman moment