TimeKeeper

Jordan || E-sports Commentator || Puff/Wrastor/Gouie main || Fluent in German ||

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If it's not true I go "honk shoo" 😴💤

[alex⁷ |-/ アレックス🎋🍭🥥🧁 @spinelsheart]

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya (1999) N64

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Man, the npcs in ocarina of time really be tweakin.

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@swagjakked Sorry for your loss brother. She obviously had a lot of love in her life because of you! ❤️

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Your own...🎵
Personal...🎵

Rafa...

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@hemonomicon The tech on vacation is to always stay somewhere with a pool.
Cuz then on days when you've got nothing planned, instead of "doing nothing"( boring 🙂‍↔️),
your "lounging at the pool" ( lit 🙂‍↕️)

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matching couples pfp idea...

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Chuckling to myself about how easy it would be to become the drunkest person at the undertale symphony....

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Shout out to the dude outside the undertale symphony asking every white person if they cosplaying as sans.

[ikecarly 🍨🎀 ── .✦ @tiramisubisou]

omw to play some cat petterz 2 😸 #noelleholiday

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@tiramisubisou Wooooah!!!!
Its soooo good!!!!!!!!

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@hemonomicon Ill be chasing this dragon for the rest of my life 🙂‍↕️

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Plan for tn:
Go to chilis for a triple dipper.

Head over to the undertale symphony.

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This might be the worst tweet of all time.

[Epic Games Store @EpicGames]

We vibe coded the Epic Games Launcher to be faster than the other guy.

Don't believe us? Test it out for yourself in Preview:
https://t.co/pdtAeEIri4

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I hope steam starts making people disclose if their game is vibe coded. The amount of slop hitting the store is insane.

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I used to roll the dice...

Feel the fear in rafa mofo's eyes.

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What if instead of

" I like the barr tenderrrr 🎵"

The lyrics were:

"I got some chicken tenderrrrs 🎵"

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When they only watch the first ig story

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@hemonomicon Feel better!!!

[frosty @frostybelmont]

big believer in the imma always get one crusade......

but not against me ggs @clownsjudgement 🤠