Riley🫡

I make really good bad jokes

[Riley🫡 @TimePony]

Let’s see artificial intelligence make this

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

I told my daughter’s class of 15 kids that I would either buy the entire class a pizza party or give everyone root canals.

We put it to a vote, but first I broke the kids into groups of three and told them to vote within their group, because only each group’s vote would count.

9 kids wanted pizza.
6 kids wanted root canals.

However, because of how the groups were broken up, 3 groups voted for root canals and only 2 voted for the pizza party, so now everyone is headed to the dentist.

This is how the electoral college works to scam the majority.

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

Insane that his lasting legacy is that internet briefly decided to make him fat and red for some reason.

[bshan23, CPA @bshan23]

Ok now this is a fucking issue

[Only Day You Can Repost @onlydayrepost]

20 Years Ago Today The Funniest Shit Happened in the Sonic Franchise

[🐰 @c_tviz]

the qrts are mad that gay people aren’t discriminated against in a fictional tv show made for kids… this is why characters like jae, korra and asami are still so important in modern media

[キリ💔【悪のVtuber】 @kiri_EvilVtuber]

デバッカーみたいなことしてる🙃

この像の位置が微妙にマスがズレてるお陰で回るトゲの機械をバグらせて移動可能な事に気付いたぜ。

#時のオカリナ

[Evie @dragonitewife]

I'm 19 living with my partner (who is also 19) with all of the bills an adult has to pay. Explain to me why people my age are getting treated as if they don't need money.

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

WHAT!?!?!?!? BOY AINT NO WAY LMAOOO

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

Brands that sell on TikTok Shop are literally paying creators monthly retainers to do this. It’s called “canvas ugc” and I have no clue how it’s even legal

[Jen Lewis @thisjenlewis]

Hi @Spotify, you traced my Chef’s Kiss illustration. It even has the wonky hand that I’ve regretted since I originally drew it. (There should be a pinky in the front instead of a thumb.)

In a time when designers are getting less and less work, this really sucks to see!

[tvylxr @tvylxr9]

Something eerily disturbing about ai’s admittance of superiority over the human race in an ai job interview 😭

[Mitchell Saltzman @JurassicRabbit]

Good to know that the Master Sword charges via USB C

[Xol🌴🌙 @CoolDotCom]

this has to be one of the best shows ever made i think

[Donovan McComish @DonovanMeade]

It’s depressingly prophetic that this stirring speech, which captures the beating heart of what makes Superman so enduring and great, is delivered to an anti-social, out of touch billionaire who refuses to acknowledge its sincerity and power out of pure spite.

[blessed koala @_chunky_salsa]

in the midwest about 75% of your queer friends still have this humor and there’s nothing you can do about it

[Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice]

Something to keep in mind

[leah @goneb4urhome]

That first peppermint mocha of the season