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I can’t even imagine the size of a planet and that makes me sad

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there should be an olympic event for taking a shit. who can take the longest shit, who can take the quietest shit, or who can eat the most shit

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i need a snake to swallow me whole

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I've just been arrested for underage corn consumption, see you all on the next episode

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@Chebabyyy Incorrect

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TLC’s Waterfalls is better than the entire discography of The Beatles.

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@Chebabyyy @NintendoUK @NintendoEurope @NintendoNYC @NintendoUKVS @NINTENthusiast @NinEverything <3

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His dick was a breadstick and she wanted to make sweet pizza rolls with him

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i want to move to nyc and molest someone so Ice T knockity knocks on my door and arrests me @FINALLEVEL

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Sitting in the aquarium. Found out that dolphins know how to SHAKE that ass

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@buildabear I put a heart in my sex doll and she hasn’t came to life. I’m looking for an explanation.

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i know that i burnt down a whole orphanage, but it’s in the past and i deserve to be happy too

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Sorry my tweets are so spaced out. Bad bitches keep trying to steal my nipples

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can’t facetime, currently taking a shit that could break the levees.

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Got several Pringle cans stuck in my asshole. Can not remove. Need instructions on how to proceed. @Pringles @Pringles_UK @PringlesIndia @PringlesCA

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My asshole is full of @orbeez and I’m ready for Area 51

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“coochie” but you spell it cucci

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currently having a panic attack from eating too much captain crunch

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still waiting on the invite from spongebob and the jellyfish for that wicked house party

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@LilPapaJohnPM Property Taxes?

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thinking about getting choked 😊💕