Jesus Christ

(PARODY/RP ACCOUNT)

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

Cock and ball torture is not a sin.

[normal bocchi @normalbocchii]

@Time_4_Tea_ Dang, Jesus!

You got the shiz on!

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

@_nirok @IdolizedGear Exodus 20:4-6

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

They don't call it the BI-ble for no reason, my child.

[ETTORE VALENTIN @THE_FORSAKEN3D]

DAVE: rate my drip sir jesus christ

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

Rate the new drip, my children.

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

Yes.

He is my most evil creation.

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

I will respect your wish.

Just know that you are leading down a life of sin, and will go to hell.

[Peppina Ramen! (& Spaghetti) (Archived) @PeppinaRamen]

[“Shut up, Jesus Christ.”]

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

...

Why do you turn to a life of crime, my child?

[Peppina Ramen! (& Spaghetti) (Archived) @PeppinaRamen]

[“This is a robbery, give me ALL of your candy! Right now!”]

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

@RUDEB0STER Yes, I do.

It looks very incredibly warm, my child.

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

Cock and ball torture is not a sin.

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

I am not wrong, am I?

[Horrorbrew Haunt! (ARCHIVE) @HatredPlumber]

"Interesting"
[EXFUCKINGSCUSE ME]

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

@HatredPlumber Of course not.

I believe you deserve forgiveness, so long as you seek it.

[The Noise-Chan @evilassparody]

https://t.co/BYJxyeIsrY

WORST TWEET EVER?? DEACTIVATE???

[it's m Ⓜ️ @KnownOnlyAsM]

would you like to rephrase this tweet in which you seem to have said something violently homophobic for no reason

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

Excuse you?

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

Of course not.

I love you, regardless of your gender or gender-attraction.

[Neptune @redguyinthehood]

yes jesus, i wont i am sorry jesus

i have changed and grown as a goddess

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

It is alright, for I forgive you.

Try not to operate vehicles under the influence now, alright?

[Neptune @redguyinthehood]

sorry jesus

[Jesus Christ @Time_4_Tea_]

My child...

[Neptune @redguyinthehood]

"driving is boring if only there was a way to make it so much more fun."

alcohol: