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I Post Tips. Breaking the matrix. Art. #MUFC

[🚀 🚀 @TimelessBaby]

@ZERONlUM I’m still hopeful, should I give up?

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If you made $200k last month trading, maybe just keep doing that. You don't need to sell me a course too.

[NICK LOVE @NickLoveATL]

Have YOU ever tried to break up with a woman? It’s SO much easier and cleaner when the woman thinks she left you.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

People worth dating aren’t on dating apps.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

don’t let your empathy rob people of experiencing the consequences of their actions.

[Hind Rajab 🇵🇸 ♥️ @LungeloN_Zulu]

A good girl.

[poet @wavstxr]

i lowkey feel bad when i see a bug in my bedroom . this nigga don’t even know i’m bout 2 shut his lights out

[Twilight @the_marcoli_boy]

It makes sense now

[Topz @tophz_]

My mom has played the Powerball with the exact same numbers every week for as long as I can remember.

And every time she and my dad get into one of their little arguments, she always says the same thing:

“If I ever hit the jackpot, the first thing I’m doing is filing for divorce.”

Then she’ll laugh and walk away.

My dad never argues.

Never gets offended.

He just smiles like he’s heard it a thousand times before.

I always wondered why.

Today, I finally found out.

Mom was in the kitchen talking, and Dad quietly waved me over.

He reached into his wallet and pulled out a lottery ticket.

Same numbers.

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

now we're talking REAL things. these are the chats I want on my TL.

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

Most men really do talk to only one girl. Yall don’t believe them cause y’all are the ones talking to multiple guys.

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

One of my biggest superpowers is I can hear what you're not saying.

[🚀 🚀 @TimelessBaby]

I don’t comment on posts like this because this is how I am. Na Tinubu wan finish me

[I fvck w people selectively @kotparkland]

The woman I’m dating stayed over one night.
The next morning, she got out of bed, stepped onto my bedroom floor, and let out this little yelp.
“Ow… your floor is freezing cold.”
Then she laughed and tiptoed all the way to the bathroom to brush her teeth.
I just stood there watching her.
I didn’t say anything.
But I remembered it.
The following week, I bought a soft little rug and placed it on her side of the bed.
Right where she always gets up.
A few days later, she stayed over again.

[🚀 🚀 @TimelessBaby]

@haifah_er_abba Lool to make it easy for you. No matter how much of that particular alcohol you drink, the quantity contains 7% alcohol. One gulp, one glass, one bottle, 7% of it is alcohol.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Women be trying to mold you into the perfect idiot

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[🚀 🚀 @TimelessBaby]

So Ivory Coast think say dem go beat Nigeria for AFCON final on Sunday 11th of Feb, 2024 then qualify for round of 16 for Worldcup? Jokers dey o.

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

I h8 performative people. Cause why do you need validation so much.

[ᴋxʟᴀᴅᴇ @KXLAADE]

Blood of Jesus 😂😭😭😭💔

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

Me talking to the only friend i have