L. E. Simmons

[L. E. Simmons @TimelessHalls24]

@shell062598 Okay, yeah, sure, maybe this is one of those times a cell phone would have been useful? XD

[L. E. Simmons @TimelessHalls24]

@Nerdrotics Jar Jar certainly had us all fooled, starting off with some solid television like Alias and Lost, followed up by decent, not great but definitely entertaining, movies, and then BAM! Ha! Fooled you! Well, sorry, won't get fooled again.

[L. E. Simmons @TimelessHalls24]

@Stone_tossers @DelusionPosting The Hulk's faces. XD

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@EndWokeness

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My turn!

Okay #WritingCommunity can we please do this one next, for your main character:

I am…

□ single

□ taken

☑ Trying to woo a nerdy minotaur while saving a pair of unicorn sisters from an evil trillionaire rodent!

[V.C. Boldick 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 @BoldickV]

Fun! 😁 (using the MC of my short story)

Okay #WritingCommunity can we please do this one next, for your main character:

I am…

□ single

□ taken

☑ Trying to take down a Mad Emperor who has literal demi gods helping him with 6 of my best friends and a ramshackle army.

[L. E. Simmons @TimelessHalls24]

@GameOverStation Girls' two hands correspond to two guys, but how can two hands help a guy when he has four objects to squeeze? 🤔

[L. E. Simmons @TimelessHalls24]

@DanRiceWrites Nothing really pisses him off, although his twin brother irks him (but his brother irks EVERYONE), but more or less plays it cool in any situation, never experiences defeat, only occasional setback.

[L. E. Simmons @TimelessHalls24]

@SavageKairn That would be an interesting twist, fictional characters writing the biographies of their authors. o_o

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@Ashy_slashee The villains are gonna be fanboys, I swear.

[L. E. Simmons @TimelessHalls24]

@MelonieMac Rush Limbaugh.

[L. E. Simmons @TimelessHalls24]

@RipleyJNick Pulp fiction like Doc Savage, The Shadow, Conan, etc.
Adult cartoons ranging from The Simpsons, Venture Bros, Looney Tunes
Weird horror from Lovecraft, Matheson, Junji Ito
Female protagonists from Alice, Dorothy to Lara Croft and Sarah Conner

[L. E. Simmons @TimelessHalls24]

@mask_bastard Wait, did Cavill really say that?? O_O

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@BigBBaptist @MiddleearthMixr Yeah, I actually thought about it a bit after posting. Hugo Weaving maybe too, he keeps his profile strictly about his work.

[L. E. Simmons @TimelessHalls24]

@EndWokeness Taylor's on her side?
She does realize Taylor has a man, right?

[L. E. Simmons @TimelessHalls24]

@LibertyCappy Conan the Barbarian.

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@DopeItsKort Yeah, what about Gwen-
Oh yeah.
Well, what about Buck-
Oooh, right.
Oh, I know, the Way-
You gotta be kidding me!

[L. E. Simmons @TimelessHalls24]

@RemmeltE @futurism People want authenticity, hence real writers, artists, creators.

And why AI porn takes off, because that's the last place they want authenticity. 😇🤣🤣

[L. E. Simmons @TimelessHalls24]

@KurzedZuko Is this a joke(r) post related to the RDJ casting? If so, clever. If not, um, uh, er...um...

I'd rather he come back with Tim Burton for one last Batman movie to close the book on that universe.

[L. E. Simmons @TimelessHalls24]

@hodgetwins Then why not just impose the inability to speed over the limit period?
Because then you can't be fined. It's not about safety, it's about generating revenue.