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@saltyreigns A couple weeks back I created an entire 80s pop group with merch, magazine articles and music videos rather than doing any of the things on my actual list.

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@ZooNealand They fit exactly in the air fryer. Go in round, come out square.

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@2ETEKA Robert P is made up for sure.

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@ZooNealand Not wanting to live in the shit hole you’ve created does not = refugee. And we shouldn’t play cricket with people we take refugees from. (I’m looking at you Afghanistan and Pakistan).

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@ZooNealand Was ok for that copper who was watching the state of origin, so it’s gota be ok for you!

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Wellington is not fit to be our capital city. It’s time we moved it to somewhere else.

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@goodlobster1 Quickest way to get yourself a life time ban from the ensuite is a stray dribble.

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Don’t let the door hit ya on the way out! Didn’t think he would actually leave without someone dragging him!

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@aniobrien He was a fantastic law lecturer, best one I had, esp in what was an emerging field of AI and internet law. He can just cut through all of the dross to the substance so well.

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@DreyfusJames You’re basically Snow White at this point.

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@kivuraw @pennymarienz Black and brown aren’t in a rainbow. Nor is white. In fact the top 5 lines of colour in the kelston post aren’t in a rainbow.

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@the_salty_one_ Ok, so journalist can, sportsball cant? So hard to keep up.

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@goodlobster1 Did you give him the blow job? That will prob help with the assessment.

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@SandeChin Wairarapa College have taken down the NZ flag to put that one up. Makoura College have the NZ flag above the Tino rangatira flag on their flag poll.

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@ZooNealand Kicking the weekend off with a banger! 🤣

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@the_salty_one_ They decided Pizza was their best option? With the conspiracy implications? Personally I would have gone with cocktail sausages and tacos.

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@PaulaCrosswell @the_salty_one_ Pride Taranaki are paying for the pizzas… where they get the $ from I have no idea.

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@Infideliter2022 A friend of mine once told me that the universe never throws more at you than you can handle, it just seems like it sometimes. Best wishes and love for you and your mum. ♥️

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@Filhab3 Good for a “no strings attached” hook up? 😉

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@the_salty_one_ Can we sign up to have a go ourselves? Feels like a reasonable price to give him a crack.