Phil Jones

An old man trying to figure out where it all went wrong.

[Michael Saunders @MASaunders75]

…like Fratton that defined its club. A down to earth cauldron in amongst terraced streets.

Can we build a time machine back to the 2010s and just make them build a bigger Chicken Run? It’s all they ever needed to do.

Got to feel for West Ham fans suffering that place. 14/14

[David Yelland @davidyelland]

Imagine living in the small and resentful world that has this idea and pursues this news story. Get a life Mail on Sunday! Can you imagine a US paper running a story like this… of a US state dept senior person taking a train from Penn to DC? They truly hate the north…

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Not content with the impact of their Brexit on supply chains…

This prize bell wants to make matters even worse.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"He doesn't live here…. what right has he got to interfere with our democracy?"
Richard Tice talking about Thailand based crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne, who gave me £5 million.
Oh sorry… my mistake! He was talking about George Soros.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

A tax dodger, a climate change denier and an entitled prick walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Tice".

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

The reality is Reform are absolutely terrified of any investigation of their finances. Nigel Farage’s crazy Clacton stunt. The private investigators. The attacks on the NCA. This isn’t normal politics. It’s something much deeper.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

The UK media has been accused of giving Nigel Farage an easy ride. Now social media influencers are fact-checking his anti-immigration rhetoric.

Al Jazeera's @AntoineSpeaker spoke to the influencers challenging the far right.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@RupertLowe10 I thought you didn't care?

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@elonmusk Cat check: Hitler was a fascist who banned trade unions and imprisoned and murdered left-wing socialists.
https://t.co/cQEqin9hkI

[Mark Seddon @MarkSeddon1962]

So what exactly has the point of the Environment Agency actually been?

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

The buck buck buck stops here.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"Hands up if you claimed your phone had been hacked by the Russians, then never mentioned it again when asked to report it"

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Reform UK Accounts Raise Fresh Questions About Origins of Richard Tice Donations

https://t.co/OzTsMRmnN5

[Alethea Bernard @Tush27J]

Now listen here Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf.
You have a very big mouth. However could you answer one question. Not even Reform UK want you to stand as an MP.
Why is that?
Why pay £200k to just sit on the sidelines spouting bullshit.
#BBCBreakfast #r4today

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

🤣🤣🤣

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

🔥 The most revealing line in this Times piece?

Reform insiders say Farage called the Clacton by-election after advisers wrongly assumed resigning would stop the Parliamentary Standards investigation.

It didn’t.

So he’s spent his summer fighting @CountBinface while the investigation he apparently hoped to sidestep is still waiting for him.

Some master strategist.

🧵 👇

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@RupertLowe10 Cat check: Getting forgetful again, Droopy?

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Tice says he & Farage have both filed claims in the High Court against the National Crime Agency.

There are no records in the High Court filing system to support this claim (that I can see).

[David Yelland @davidyelland]

Like Peter Oborne, Carole Cadwalladr's bravery and pilgrim soul mark her out as a rarity: A journalist who defies the pack in an era when journalists hunt in packs and pat each other on the bat in packs. Groupthink is hard to stand up to.