Tangential_Titan

Outside Observer | Political Intrigue

[Tangential_Titan @TimidTitan]

@JoeKreeg @MikeBales Interesting to see which points of contention you brought up and which you didn't

[em 💌 @polisciqueenn]

is she actually this stupid??? the poll is talking about the uk green party not the united states…

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Literal translations of the Chinese names for European countries

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

My parents would do a bit where my mom would tuck me in and my dad would come in as the "tuck-in inspector" and find my mom's job to be subpar. He'd step out in the hallway and fire her and she'd scream, begging and pleading for her job, even offering sexual favors sometimes.

[♡ Mazio ⚡️ @Maziodyne_]

Being told this changed my life

[Tangential_Titan @TimidTitan]

@HumansNoContext Should've used red dye 😄

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

"why use google?" webpage from 1999

[Tangential_Titan @TimidTitan]

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[Tangential_Titan @TimidTitan]

@beerandtrump Both questionable searches

[Josiah @josiahjdp]

“Mr. Daniel Mercer,” he said, “were you aware that your wife, prior to the formal divorce filing, established an irrevocable trust for the sole benefit of the minor, Ethan Mercer, funded by the earnings, royalties, and intellectual property of the tech company registered in her maiden name?”

The color drained from his face instantly. “What?”

It wasn’t an answer. It was a reflex.

Margaret spoke with the precision of a scalpel. “My client founded an applied analytics firm for hospital environments nine years ago. The very one Mr. Mercer consistently described in mediation as ‘a little side project with no real value.’ Three weeks ago, that company closed a licensing deal with three private medical groups. The rights, present and future, were placed into a protected child trust of which Mr. Mercer is not a part, by a decision made prior to the divorce and fully valid according to the documentation provided.”

Daniel looked at me as if I had suddenly started speaking a different language. “What company?”

I couldn’t help but smile. Small. Cold. Sufficient.

“The one that paid for your failed City Council campaign three years ago,” I replied. “The one you called ‘my hobby with numbers’ when it suited you, and ‘our family innovation’ when you needed to brag about it at dinner parties.”

[Tangential_Titan @TimidTitan]

@Bubblebathgirl @WhiteHouse You simp WAY too much on every post

[Tangential_Titan @TimidTitan]

@greatestbkfacts I love it

[Tangential_Titan @TimidTitan]

hh

[themokumentary @themokumentary]

I want you to DuitNow.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Contractions with 3 words:
-she'd've
-wouldn't've

Contractions with more than 3 words:
-y'all'll've
-they'dn't've

[Mozart @amadussy]

Of course #she announces her new variant right when hantavirus makes her debut…

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

[Allie @searobbing]

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!

[C @cyrusamanya]

I didn’t even know we could use “btw” like this😭

[Tangential_Titan @TimidTitan]

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[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

You know how hard was for Netflix to keep them all white