Tim

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@IAmJamesStewart Lol the idea that the two biggest stars in wrestling today had to “politik” to main event the biggest show in wrestling is complete nonsense.

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@GWR @Johnfis08605918 What a performance!

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@sporadica Chronically online and brain dead take

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@dennismhogan @the_P_God No wonder our kids’ test scores are cratering

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@AlbionSteel No Indians

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@Babygravy9 The #MePoo movement

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Gay Son pulling away like Secretariat

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Hallie Batchelder reveals how she got a free boob job

“I really wanted to get my tits done because they looked really sad. I had gained weight, lost weight, and they looked really depressed. I was hooking up with this guy at the time, he was like this hedge fund owner, billionaire guy, and he was like, ‘I’ll pay for your tits.’ So he Venmo’d me like 12 grand or something. Him and his friend both split it, so they each had a tit or something”

“I just pocketed that money and told my parents, ‘Listen, if I get my real estate license, will you pay for my tits?’ And they were like, ‘Of course.’ So these guys think they owe my tits, but really I just got my real estate license and my parents paid for the tits”

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@tomshattuck More like a Shittuck

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@Keir_Starmer Say “Thank you and I’m sorry” you worthless dog!

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@BridgetPhetasy High on *China’s supply

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@DailyLoud @nikitabier Smoke your ass ☠️☠️

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“I understand who she is. She’s the Ninth Wonder of the World.” #BradleyQuoteOfTheNight

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@NESN You guys have to do something about this scorebug I’m about to call my congressman

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@Topps @RustyPedroia @MrBiG_CaT

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@QuintusCurtius Where my dad was stationed. Will have to share these with him

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@archer_rs @Smythereens Then may he reign for 1,000 years

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@the_P_God Need to find out in the finale if it’s a Seger Igloo and we’d have the Greatest Content Ever Made

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@IAmJamesStewart Stevens has been after Vucevic for years and the trade made the team better. The tax implications shouldn’t even be a discussion

[sure is a hot one @playpigeonss]

Meet Michael Rubin. He's the reason all of your team's merchandise is cheaply made trash. He's the reason every league's jerseys are pure shit. He's the reason everything you buy lasts 4 washes. A true inspiration.

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@Chris_arnade This is a fair assessment from a “When Things Go Wrong” standpoint but doesn’t address all the other issues that guy raises which I agree with. I paid $9 for a bottle of water last time I flew.