Timm Newlands

A man of his words

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

@HeavyMetal_999 In Rock by a country mile!

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

@AppleClassical Poulenc's Sinfonietta

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

@TurtleWillson @HeavyMetal_999 Spot on!

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

A pleasure halved is a pleasure doubled #twinpeaks

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

Why is it that when you halve things they taste twice as good #doublehappy

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

@TurtleWillson That's funny, Turtle. Mine wasn't my choice and nor was I a professional man. Clearly a versatile vehicle

[Brad Gilbert @bgtennisnation]

that’s a good 👍 sign 🪧

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

When I run
The earth is my bicycle

I don't want you
If I need you

May you live long enough
To forgive your parents

#threecouplets
#throwawaylines

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

If I wasn't stuck in a lift I'd jump out the window #stoppingallstations

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

@TurtleWillson @SteveMascord Versicating?

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

@timmintype @TennisPodcast @MattRobertsTTP (Double deleted)

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

So, if one of my shots hits the tape and falls back on my side of the net then my opponent has to apologise? @TennisPodcast @MattRobertsTTP #netiquette #tennis

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

@timmintype @TennisPodcast @MattRobertsTTP Butter not

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

@timmintype @TennisPodcast @MattRobertsTTP What's that? I'm not getting your replies, remember, because you're blocked

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

@timmintype @TennisPodcast @MattRobertsTTP Cheeky. I'm going to block you now

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

@timmintype @TennisPodcast @MattRobertsTTP Thanks Timm. If we weren't the same person I'd want to get to know you butter

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

@TurtleWillson @tempest_books Achtung baby!

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

@TurtleWillson @tempest_books Methinks you've overlooked the Storch, Turtle. A plane with a much-storied history, during and after WWII

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

@TurtleWillson Yes, Turtle, my old Cardinal was quite the chick magnet #babyyoucandrivemycar

[Timm Newlands @TimmNewlands]

@TurtleWillson Got that one in an old catalogue! Spent hundreds of hours poring over that thing. Don't think I ever made any models