QueenPauline 🍞

Independent journalist using X to build my career. Satire features heavily

[QueenPauline 🍞 @Timmehhhh7]

@UKDispatch_ Righto.

[QueenPauline 🍞 @Timmehhhh7]

@ALeighMP I acknowledge the sofa I am sending this from

The sofa is named “Watching useful idiots who’s appearance is offensive and they are most likely unemployable”

I give thanks to this sofa. This is a banger.

[QueenPauline 🍞 @Timmehhhh7]

It’s worse than that

They are literally provoking you.

Take notice. Before it’s too late.

[Debbie-ann @Debbieannx11]

They are taking the PISS...

[yeah yeah nah @ChristineA44318]

Please share this…. Labor candidate in Victoria 👏. If you ever needed proof that Labor could not give a fuck about you and your region.. vote ONE NATION FOR CHANGE 🧡

[Rob Smith @Ausbobsmit]

Three VIP RAAF jets will be used by Labor to attend COP31 in Turkey: one for Albanese, one for Bowen, and one for the climate activists who were paid $20,000 each to attend.
That's right, folks, three jets are leaving in the morning for a climate junket at a plush resort in Turkey.

The climate activists were paid $20,000 to attend just so they would post positive stuff to social media.

[QueenPauline 🍞 @Timmehhhh7]

@danhasquit77372 @PRGuy17 I did not know that. Gold!

[QueenPauline 🍞 @Timmehhhh7]

This guy. Is a moron

[friendlyjordies @friendlyjordies]

The Victorian Liberal's ad is damning...

[Fusilier @firstfusilier]

I’m not surprised that 80% of Australian’s say they don’t trust @AlboMP. I’m shook that 20% still do.

[Pete Z @PeteZogoulas]

I get $0 from the government to expose NDIS fraud, and I’m not asking them for a cent. I’ll keep investigating because I care about where YOUR money is going.

Here’s what taxpayers fund:

Rebecca Falkingham, former NDIA CEO - $795,964 per year
Anthony Albanese - $622,102 per year
John Dardo - $537,728
Jim Chalmers - $449,000 per year
Jenny Mcalister - $376,850 per year
Mehreen Faruqi - $211,250 per year

Politicians get paid either way. We foot the bill for fraud.

If it were YOUR bank account being drained, I bet you’d find the time to give a crap.

[Pete Z @PeteZogoulas]

I was willing to work with @AlboMP to help take down NDIS providers committing fraud. All he did was ignore us and act like we didn’t exist. That tells me he doesn’t give a crap about the Australian public.

You want our taxes? Start showing some respect for the people paying them.

While you collect taxpayer funded salaries, ordinary Australians are out here exposing fraud. You’re paid to serve us. Do your bloody jobs.

[QueenPauline 🍞 @Timmehhhh7]

Where are my people?

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇫🇷🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

Albo had a temper tantrum at the Nepal festival.

[QueenPauline 🍞 @Timmehhhh7]

@PatrickGormanMP

[QueenPauline 🍞 @Timmehhhh7]

The @AlboMP Albanese Labor Government loses. Again. 😂 Do they ever win?

[Fusilier @firstfusilier]

Let’s be crystal fuken clear here. When it comes to running help sites for Pedo’s, the @AustralianLabor Government needs to pull its head in. Enough with the woke bullshit. The only advice these cockroaches should be getting is how to off themselves.

[QueenPauline 🍞 @Timmehhhh7]

@JasonClareMP Sir. Have a run at the leadership.

Albo is so incredibly weak now.

You will never get a better opportunity

[TOM PANOS @tompanos]

The market doesn't care how long you've been here. Only whether you still matter. 🏬💡

I grew up seeing David Jones as an Australian institution—the place you dressed up to visit, had lunch and made a day of it. But 188 years of history could not protect it from a changing customer, rising costs and competitors who moved faster. The lesson for every business owner is simple: don’t rely on what made you successful yesterday. Keep evolving, or eventually the market moves on without you. 📈

#DavidJones #BusinessLessons #BusinessStrategy #AustralianBusiness #AdaptOrDie #Leadership #CustomerExperience

[Commentary Australian Greens @GreensAU2]

"We are giving vote to him because he is in Tarneit. We will like you to support him because he is in Tarneit... He is the best person I know him from the last 20 years."

This is what the Greens have reduced politics to.

Utter incompetence and zero ideas. It has become about the mass migration of voting blocs who only vote for their own. There are entire blocs now where Muslims vote for Muslims, Indians vote for Indians, and so on. And that is not how we maintain social cohesion as a society. This fragmentation has to end.

[QueenPauline 🍞 @Timmehhhh7]

I mean common man. 😂

I give you @AlboMP 😂

We’re in trouble. Aren’t we?

[QueenPauline 🍞 @Timmehhhh7]

He’s getting roasted here 😂

Dirty. Dirty boy.

[Dirtyleftie @CraigSarg73]

Well, well, well. The party that claims to represent ordinary Australians against the wealthy elites is now facing allegations that one of Australia’s richest billionaires, Gina Rinehart, is influencing its policies.

According to an investigation published by The Age, former One Nation national campaign director Sean Black alleges that Rinehart influences the party’s policy direction through James Ashby.

And it doesn’t stop there.

Questions have also been raised about Ashby’s financial arrangements, including a reported $56,000 shed funded through a party-approved arrangement on private property. Black has also made claims about continuing to work with One Nation after his public dismissal, although he subsequently denied those claims to journalists.

These are allegations, not proven findings, and One Nation disputes aspects of the reporting. But they certainly deserve scrutiny.

Here’s the hypocrisy.

One Nation has spent years telling Australians that the political establishment is controlled by wealthy elites, vested interests and powerful corporations. Pauline Hanson and Barnaby Joyce regularly position themselves as champions of everyday Australians struggling with the cost of living.

Yet now we’re hearing allegations that one of the wealthiest mining magnates in the country may have significant influence over the party’s direction.

Apparently billionaire influence is only a problem when it’s someone else’s billionaire.

And here’s the question One Nation supporters should be asking: whose interests are actually being represented?

The pensioner struggling with electricity bills? The worker trying to afford a mortgage? The family struggling with groceries?

Or the billionaire mining interests that stand to benefit from favourable government policies?

Nobody is suggesting wealthy Australians shouldn’t have political opinions or support political parties. But when a party builds its entire identity around fighting powerful vested interests, its own financial relationships and political influences deserve exactly the same scrutiny.

You cannot spend decades attacking the political establishment for being controlled by wealthy donors while expecting nobody to question your own connections.

One Nation calls itself Australia First. Australians are entitled to ask whether that means ordinary Australians first, or billionaires first.