Timmehhh 🍞

Independent journalist using X to build my career. Satire features heavily

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

🚨 BREAKING: A powerful wave of solidarity is sweeping social media.

Thousands of Brits are honoring Henry Nowak’s tragic death by posting videos of themselves taking a knee.

[Pete Z @PeteZogoulas]

Sunny Days Care has reopened???

- Western Sydney's greatest NDIS business that has ever graced this earth.

[Timmehhh 🍞 @Timmehhhh7]

@rachelrwithers Communist

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@JacintaAllanMP Most. Liveable. City

[Revan @therevaknight]

Congrats to housing minister @ClareONeilMP who sold the top of the Melbourne property market, banked her capital gains discount, and then pulled up the ladder behind her

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@ALeighMP @DanRepacholi *Cough*

I’m no doctor, but Dan should lay off the burgers

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@JacintaAllanMP Got ratio’d but good intent

I’d pay money to be a fly on the wall for the review of this one in the morning

[Timmehhh 🍞 @Timmehhhh7]

@samstrades It’s very simple. Servers that cost $60k a year ago were $300k in December. They are now $400k.

[GemmaTognini @GemmaTognini]

When the lies you tell come full circle - note the date on this …2016.
How he sleeps at night is beyond me 👇🏼

[Timmehhh 🍞 @Timmehhhh7]

@sszinglehead @ClareONeilMP Nope. She posted it...

But you would not check it. Being a fucktard and all...

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Just watched yesterdays #QT Seems @ClareONeilMP has anger issues. Stomping around, chin out.

We were warned of this type of behaviour. Still, I suppose "Smashing" people is endorsed by her leader, so she may be forgiven.

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@ausstockchick We dont have a chance I am afraid.

The wheels that have been set in motion can now not be undone for a generation

[Sandy Yang @SandyXiaotong]

TRAIN WRECK INTERVIEW: Watch the hapless and hopeless housing minister Claire Oneal claim Labor’s disastrous tax changes will both devalue and price increase your home. Watch.

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@ElaineM11584892 Elaine lives on Awabakal land. Safe to say she is not voting in Australia

[Lozzy B 🇦🇺𝕏 @TruthFairy131]

Newly arrived African in Australia has been arrested after going on a stabbing rampage & stabbing 2 people in Epping, Melbourne.

Epping has become a dangerous no go zone in Melbourne.

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@MurrayWatt What I want Murray is hands off my ham!

Emmo failed. Will you step up?

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@ALeighMP Consulting….

There is a few million bucks gone

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Had a call with some pension tax advisors today. Need to get some old money out of the UK to avoid further tax.

Good result. Close to a $m incoming and little paid to Australian government. Obviously their fee would be hefty. I asked. Do you vote Labor. Guy said “Never. Not here or in the UK”

I immediately signed

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If @ClareONeilMP is pissed off. Not only does she stick her chin out, she tilts her head

Watch for this in future debates

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@AlboMP 5% deposit kids. We want to hear from you.

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He’s talking about your average Labor voter btw