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The new Donkey Kong has an edgy comedian mode

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With all the FEMA cuts, you’d think the Carolina Hurricanes would be destroying

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You can’t spell “Theegala” without “TGL”

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Absolutely clutch @SRTheegala

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Yankees fans having a normal one

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“Jazz Chisolm” is as close as you can name your kid “semen” without naming your kid “semen”
#yankeessuck
#mikepiazza
#mikepiazza

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Dude picked a peck REGULARLY

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Peter Piper was a PROBLEM. One of the most underrated pickled pepper pickers of his generation

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I want Kansas City to win AND lose

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Happy October. If you want some early 2k spookiness from the internet you gotta experience Ted the Caver. Google it but don’t spoil yourself

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Watching NFL at a dive bar in Bellingham. It’s just me with two other bros. One of them saw the latest touchdown and was like “Ty Johnson? I don’t know who that is.”

I was like “it stands for Thank You Johnson.” And now everyone is trying not to look at me

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I only really got into the internet back in 2001 but has anyone ever noticed people can be kinda rude on here?

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@Gabeynotgabby it's not a joke or anything it's just what they call me

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3 minute sets
List goes out at 9:45

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@Gabeynotgabby They call me road kill Tony

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If you’re at the grocery store and you see Ohtani stealing a base no you didn’t

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@Gabeynotgabby If you see Ohtani stealing a base no you didn’t

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Wait ohtani STOLE those bases? Seems illegal

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@BrassyNick Yes!!

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@_MLFootball @shawnemerriman @TheDirector_YT @Reekayy @diehardboltclub @BoltVox @ChargersMemes @DanWSports @JenniferMills21 @SunnySideUp211 I was there. It was amazing to watch. He set up one corner for us to pee in, and we all played charades (Justin won every round, of course).

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In the last section of Wednesday's #ACMS you saw, and should see more of:
😻 @MrSidSingh award a @turlygod DVD to an audient
👠 Basement Child Rob @BrothersDuncan
🎩 @thatbaldyfella
🐋 @TimmyBoothy
🇨🇦 @zoebrownstone
🗯️ The Student Reviewer (@AlexyBennett)