Mintzy asked our travel booker to make sure he had 2 beds (one for his friend Elliot)
The hotel gave him a room with one King bed.
He will now wait until 4 pm when the handicap suite with a pullout couch can be ready.
Mintzy checked into this flight from his Uber to airport this morning. He received the Exit Row seat with maximum leg room.
“What can I say? I am Lava Hot”
We are wheels up to Birmingham.
I have obtained exclusive between the seats footage of Mintzy absolutely dominating the arm rest over the lady next to him.
The flight attendant could not remember the last time she saw elbow to elbow coverage spanning from window into the adjacent seat space like this.
OFF THE RECORD:
A friend from high school that Mintzy has not seen in 15 years is expected to join us for tonight’s Panic concert.
Per source, she once DM’d Mintzy, but he was in a relationship.
Years later, he DM’d her, but she was in one.
They are both currently single.
Mintzy’s friend Elliot (spent 6.5 years together at Ole Miss) has picked us up from the airport in his Jeep Wrangler.
Cigarettes are being smoked in the front seat.
I have reason to believe that other substances were previously consumed in the back seat.
Mintzy and I have arrived at the airport for the UFL trip.
Someone asked for a picture, which prompted the lady behind us to ask if we were celebrities
I said No. Mintzy said we are “C-List Celebs”
(Bonus Footage: Mintzy explains the only time he doesn’t want to be recognized)