Timmy

23, Mufc, F1, Eagles

[Dave Crowley 🍉🐦‍⬛ @dcrowleyprod]

Wake up everyone, the official James Bond twitter account just dropped a 'You Know my Name' edit

[britto🕸️ @spyderhood]

1. Stadium aesthetic beef between Americans and the English.
2. A German live tweeting his experience in America
3. Bosnian and Black American twitter beefing on who’s more thugy between them.

Funniest world cup ever man😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

The mentality of the coach I want in my team

[Sav 🇾🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jonmikesav8]

If that is Carrickball drink it.
Fuck the doubters.

[Holly Grayle @HollyGrayle]

Europeans pay taxes to fund this. Insane.

[The Galacticos @RmadridElRey]

When i made this tweet, a few people assumed i was making things up, as if i wasn’t talking about a player i’ve been following since he was 17 😂.

He addressed the following in the press conference.

• On Real Madrid and rumours of a rift.
🗣️: I will not leave Real Madrid. My trip to Italy was with the Club’s permission and i wasn’t the only one outside Spain in that moment. The trip to Italy was not a mistake, my only mistake is not winning titles this season. ©️

• Xabi Alonso’s Departure and the team’s collapse:
🗣️Everyone knows my relationship with him and what i think of him. At the start of the season, we were playing well, had balance and structure, and it was taken away. I won’t mention specific names.

• On the boos, whistles and jeers he received:
🗣️: “i’m a famous player, i’m used to it. Being booed is normal, it’s not going to k*ll anyone”

• Arbeloa’s decisions:
🗣️: The coach has insinuated that i am currently 4th choice and i have to fight for my place, i respect the manager’s decisions and i must prove that i deserve to start 😂

• On different talks about his role in the team at the beginning of the season:
🗣️: They said i was playing every game, now they said i don’t want to play. People must make up their minds exactly what they want.

• Copa Del Rey:
🗣️: People complained about me playing 90 mins in the previous round, they complained i shouldn’t have played and i should have rested. Well, i didn’t play against Albacete, and we got knocked out. 🥶

• On the coordinated media attacks and shades from certain teammates and Arbeloa:
🗣️: I’m different, if i want to speak, i speak publicly, unlike some who can’t tell me to my face but i have to find out what they really think in the media. 😮‍💨😂

• On Florentino Perez:
🗣️: He is the best president ever, our must successful president and we must never forget what he has done for this club. He loves the club and makes decisions that take Real Madrid to the next level.

The way he has carried himself since he arrived is out of respect to the institution that is Real Madrid, not because he is stupid. Don’t take his humility for weakness.

Hope this helps 😘.

[🇧🇷🇵🇹🇩🇪 @RoniRMCF]

Xabi Alonso turned him into a monster 🕊️

[10 @Kylian]

The ‘problem’ 😭😭😭

[👍🏼 @mbrma7ii]

So Bellingham’s father stormed the BVB dressing room for Jobe, stormed Ancelotti’s office because he didn't want Bellingham at RW, and now it comes out he was storming Xabi’s dressing room? Bellingham might be the biggest problem of all.

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

So they bullied Mbappe and now they’re pretending he’s the bad guy?

[FPL Frasier @FPLfrasier]

What was the referee thinking?????

[Xwing @XwingsHangar]

Turns out when you attack fans, destroy legacy characters, prop up the message, blacklist actors for political differences, soften content till it’s unrecognizable, ignore widely accepted lore, hate your primary customers, write slop etc etc - people don’t want to support you 🤷🏻‍♂️

[OffGuardian @OffGuardian0]

Here's where this goes...

Firstly, kiss successful insurance claims goodbye.

Any accident will be blamed on "sub-optimal driver performance", and that time your hands moved briefly from the 10-and-2 or your eyeline wasn't correctly picked up by the mirror sensor will be used to blame your fender-bender on you.

Secondly, there will be a big "people drive dangerously" propaganda push. "ADDW data harvesting has shown up 80% of us might be driving more recklessly than we think", or "most veteran drivers slip in to bad habits, reports show".

Then comes the new legislation to act on this totally fabricated problem. What is it? Oh, it's re-certification. Every driver has to be re-certified after X years on the road.

Or maybe your driver monitoring data will be uploaded to a database and scanned for errors. Those errors put points on your license and if you go over a certain number of points, your ability to drive is taken away pending recertification.

You can appeal, and drive while the appeal takes place. But the appeal fee is greater than the recertification fee, and if you lose, you have to pay legal costs, and you're not allowed to drive for double the usual amount of time.

You'll have to pay a "processing" fee for re-certifying, of course, and if you fail, you'll have to wait X amount of months before you can try again.

Headlines will celebrate both the (fictional) decrease in traffic fatalities and that the smaller number of private vehicles on the road has improved the pollution levels in the inner cities.

An opinion piece from an anonymous "former driver" will appear in the Guardian "I lost my drivers license, and it's the best thing that ever happened to me".

It will talk up how much money they're saving on petrol and road tax, and how much fitter they get walking everywhere and how they know their neighbours so well now.

And all sorts of cosy anecdotes about the charming characters and life-affirming tableaux that public transport exposes you to.

[amanda @jailedamanda]

I mean it has to be this

[G @Gideoomatic]

https://t.co/wgMT30sx5b

[Cynthia Martins 🔴 @MartinsCyn]

For those that couldn't grasp it properly. This is a statistical anomaly that effectively "broke" the modern data era of the Premier League.
While the league has seen legendary defensive midfielders (DMs), none have combined these specific high-volume defensive metrics in a single 90-minute.

His night "outdid" the likes of:

​Michael Essien – Chelsea
​Claude Makélélé – Chelsea
​N’Golo Kanté – Leicester City / Chelsea
​Javier Mascherano – Liverpool
​Roy Keane – Manchester United
​Patrick Vieira – Arsenal
​Gilberto Silva – Arsenal
​Wilfred Ndidi – Leicester City
​João Palhinha – Fulham
​Idrissa Gana Gueye – Everton / Aston Villa
​Nigel de Jong – Manchester City
​Cheick Tioté – Newcastle United
​Sandro – Tottenham Hotspur
​Lassana Diarra – Arsenal / Chelsea
​Rodri – Manchester City
​Fernandinho – Manchester City
​Fabinho – Liverpool
​Declan Rice – West Ham United / Arsenal
​Nemanja Matić – Chelsea / Manchester United
​Gareth Barry – Aston Villa / Manchester City / Everton
​Lucas Leiva – Liverpool
​Moussa Dembélé – Tottenham Hotspur

​Scott Parker – West Ham United / Tottenham Hotspur / Fulham

​Alex Song – Arsenal / West Ham United
​Owen Hargreaves – Manchester United
​Moisés Caicedo – Brighton / Chelsea

[👍🏼 @mbrma7ii]

this is genuinely an insane way to react to being subbed off when your team's winning

[Michael🍿 @QTalksFtbl]

Respectfully, I do really feel like I’m watching a different player to everyone else.

[evan :) 🇩🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @EvanSteinbache3]

remember when the SHOW looked like this