Timothy Smyth

my heart and my soul will be the fuel to carry my body when my limbs are too weary - who am i?!

[Timothy Smyth @TimmySmyth]

@TIITraffic Express lane broken barrier south m1

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Found a car key in the local spoons. Was going to hand it in. Saw a Facebook post looking for it. Used the phrase "power of social media". Key is now in the canal

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

Dublin Airport has teamed up with @emirates to give away two return flights to Dubai ✈️🇦🇪🌞

To be in with the chance to win:

FOLLOW & REPOST

Winner will be announced on Friday, October 27 2023.

Info here: https://t.co/oQIkXHM2mU

Good Luck 🤞

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My girlfriend is a nurse and was fingering my arse last night. She informed me half way through I had a haemorrhoid. Ruined the moment

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Made my Liverpool supporting 9yo nephew cry this morning with the immortal line, "you can't spell Liverpool without POO!!". Very pleased with myself. He told me Man United were useless and I wasn't taking that off him. I'm 38.

[Timothy Smyth @TimmySmyth]

Two Friday Irish open tickets for sale. DM ! #IrishOpen #ticketfairy

[Timothy Smyth @TimmySmyth]

@ShaunaMoore92 Gone gal sorry #ticketfairy

[Timothy Smyth @TimmySmyth]

TWO PICTURE THIS TICKETS

MALAHIDE

SATURDAY 18th

#ticketfairy

[Portsmouth FC @Pompey]

🧤 Gavin Bazunu: Officially the @EFL's top rated goalkeeper under 21

🖐 As part of Youth Development Week, here are five reasons why

#RaisedInTheEFL | #Pompey

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

@rioferdy5 👀🔴🇵🇹

[Timothy Smyth @TimmySmyth]

Crazy bit of business #theslug

[Timothy Smyth @TimmySmyth]

@masongreenwood loves the near post🥵 #ASTMUN

[Timothy Smyth @TimmySmyth]

I think @D_DeGea enjoyed playing junior b ball tonight #ROMMUN

[Timothy Smyth @TimmySmyth]

@B_Fernandes8 and paul scholes both wear no. 18 for @ManUtd ..coincidence? Hmmmm ..Legacy? Maybe ..ballers? Definitely

[Timothy Smyth @TimmySmyth]

@tommyhectorshow Really enjoying the podcast T H & L. can we make it a weekly segment, “random aul lads I met in the back of beyond” ? @Tommedian @hectorirl

[Timothy Smyth @TimmySmyth]

Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos

[Timothy Smyth @TimmySmyth]

Listening to Brian Kerr is like listening to your granddad. Get that man on MNF #GRAMUN @VMSportIE @SkySports