Jared on @Section10Pod: been on the phone 18 hours a day. People I’m talking to want to make sure T doesn’t have a criminal record
T ten mins later: “so a cop stops me for watching YouTube on the highway…”
@ColeyMick Didn’t this happen the first day of NFL free agency or something too? My tinfoil hat theory is ESPN is in Elon’s pockets so that you have to sign up for their stupid breaking news alerts