Tim Stevens

Bear. Villan. Cricket. Football. Golf. 🐻🦁🏌🏼

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

@piersmorgan The greatest of Britons...this you?

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

Cum bucket who thinks she’s a star, she’s a fucking cleaner.

[Sir Lewis Updates @LH44updates]

Martin: Kim, Martin Brundle, Sky F1. How, how are you today? [...] Are you enjoying F1?

Kim: 🤔⁉️❓️❔️🤨

😂😂😂😂 #MonacoGP

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

@prodnose Like when you and ginger bollocks ruined the career of one of our greatest players hey?

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

8 years ago today, we nearly went out of business, what a ride it’s been since then. #AVFC

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

😂😂😂fuck that, don’t put Kane on there.

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

The pitch has seen better days 😬🪏

England play New Zealand on this surface in Tampa, Florida tonight 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇿

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

Spursy.

[Premier League @premierleague]

First look at the 2026/27 Premier League table 👀

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

@lukecotty Says it all really 😂

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

And their fans wonder why the rest can’t stand them, this is just one of the examples.

[Nick Collins @Nick___Collins]

They are so deluded, it’s hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

😂🤦🏼

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

🚨 BOOM! Nick Ferrari just put Deputy PM David Lammy on the ropes LIVE on LBC! 🔥

“Would you take the knee for Henry Nowak?”

Lammy instantly flustered, stuttering like he’s been caught red-handed:

“Uhh… well I, look, I, I, I, I think… to honour what’s that family…”

Ferrari cuts through the waffle:

“It’s a yes or no, Mr Lammy. Would you take the knee for Henry Nowak?”

Lammy, clearly squirming:

“I think… no. Because, look, I don’t think the family are asking for symbolism. They’re asking for genuine common sense policing and a reduction in knife crime.”

Ferrari pounces:

“So you agree, taking the knee is mere symbolism? It was a bit of a charade at times?”

Lammy’s brain completely melts:

“That was a moment back then when we were still in the pandemic. This is today. This is this particular incident in our country that’s heart-rending.”

The pandemic?! What the actual f*ck has COVID got to do with it? 😂 His head had totally gone. Nick Ferrari absolutely broke him on air.

This is the same David Lammy who was one of the biggest cheerleaders for BLM, repeatedly defended taking the knee, slammed anyone who questioned it, and pushed the George Floyd narrative hard, yet suddenly it’s all “symbolism” and excuses when it’s a young British lad stabbed to death.

Well done, Nick Ferrari 👏 You exposed the hypocrisy and double standards for everyone to see. No wonder people are furious.

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

@EAQ3300 @TheFootballFeed More like eating bangers, lard arse

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

@realninawysocka Were you born in 2011?

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

McCullum should’ve been elbowed in the winter, along with that fat cunt Key, we’re paying for it now. #EngNZ

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

That’s @PaulHeatonSolo tickets for November in the bag, buzzing @lukecotty

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

@AfcGrey_ How would you know?

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

@HLTCO Being an alcoholic must be one of the worst things in life, but he genuinely made more sense when he had a booze.

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

Season ticket renewed, roll on next season. #AVFC

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

Keegan, Dalglish and now Barnes with the cancer, fuck sakes.

[Jonny Cooper @JRCooper26]

James Milner retiring means 2026-27 will be the first English top-flight season since 1956-57 that will not feature a single player who played under Sir Bobby Robson.

[Will Jeanes @will_jeanes]

The 2026-27 season will be the first English top-flight campaign without either Tony Adams or James Milner playing since 1982-83.

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

Wanna bet?

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

No matter what, don’t laugh at this young Arsenal fan 😢

[Tim Stevens @TimmyStevens9]

Hahahaha