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pancakes and syrup
there is nothing to stop you
pile that stack high

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3.28.20 all things in moderation including moderation

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hey, you dinosaurs
we have cars and tv shows
dumb lizards blew it

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3.15.20 the arc of the universe tends toward convenience

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3.14.20 the mortifying ordeal of being known

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cats have E.S.P.
we only think of ourselves
be careful; they know

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3.13.20 self awareness is key to success

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never go outside
i eat too much Taco Bell
mindset of a champ

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humans think it’s disrespectful to step on things but monkeys use their feet as hands all the time so I don’t think we should be making monkeys into honorary humans anytime soon no matter what they say

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teeth are equally arousing and terrifying

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i’m glad you’re doing well enough to relate to him in 2006 but tbh i feel like i’m gucci mane in september 2013

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i’m just a boy standing in front of a girl telling her i just threw up in my mouth

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today let’s remember Jim Morrison, inventor of doors. Without him we’d never have taken that step toward privacy

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i wish my shameful secret life involved some cool sexual thing but its just that i like to eat arbys sometimes