Timmy Krajewski

Somewhere between psychotic and iconic

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

I imagine this is what my white blood cells look like fighting an infection

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

Let’s fucking go buffalo

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

Just lost fantasy playoffs by 1 point don’t text

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

Why have they not canceled this game yet

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

@jaay_mont Yes

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

Getting halfway through your workout and then realizing your watch never started…

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

Why are Auntie Anne’s only in malls like what about when I’m high and wanna door dash a soft pretzel

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

My biggest pet peeve is when people hit reply all on a email thread

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

Adhd is getting home from a workout and pulling up 3 tennis matches and Mario Party so you feel properly stimulated

[José Morgado @josemorgado]

This is fantastic

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

If we had a functioning democracy, our politicians would impose a new super-tax on private jet users, but instead, the entire cost of a private jet can be used as a tax deduction, while teachers can only deduct $250 for school supplies on their taxes.

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

What does it say about me as an individual that so much of my news comes from Twitter….

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

@JoeyyyT Holy shit so happy you are okay ❤️

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

I just got wordle on the first guess. Bow down

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

FUCKING TAR HEELS BABY

[UNC Humor @UNC_Humor]

IMAGINE THIS

You decide to retire, but instead of doing it like a normal person, you spend a year parading around the country, saying it's all about the kids, but actually making it all about you

You invite friends, family, former players.. just to watch you get your ass kicked

[Carolina Basketball @UNC_Basketball]

𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐘 𝐃𝐔𝐁 🤫

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

FUCK DUKE FUCK DUKE!!!

[Timmy Krajewski @Timmy_Krajewski]

Cause Coach K is a egotistical piece of trash and can’t retire with dignity like Roy 😁

[Keeping It Heel @KeepingItHeel]

Today makes me admire Roy Williams even more than i already did, if that’s possible.