Tim Johnson

just another average guy with bad sports takes

[Tim Johnson @Timmy__Jay]

Ohh yeah totally forgot I won my fantasy league so everyone can sux it! #BaggdomeLeagueChamp

[Tim Johnson @Timmy__Jay]

Dont worry everyone my fantasy draft went terrible. Was decided it was the worst in the league... can only go up from here right??

[Tim Johnson @Timmy__Jay]

Football is America's sport!!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE UNITED STATES ADVANCES TO THE KNOCKOUT ROUND 🔥🇺🇸

[Tim Johnson @Timmy__Jay]

Football really is an american sport!!

[Tim Johnson @Timmy__Jay]

IT'S CALLED SOCCER!

[Tim Johnson @Timmy__Jay]

Soccer is America's sport!!

[Tim Johnson @Timmy__Jay]

^^^^

[Tim Johnson @Timmy__Jay]

@DekeWhiten with the rebuttal of all rebuttals!!!

[For The Dads @ForTheDadsPod]

The Dad Losses hurt less when your boys got your back 😂

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Who wants this @nickherbig_ signed football⁉️

RP for your chance to win!

[Tim Johnson @Timmy__Jay]

@BarstoolBigCat as a steward of the game you have to know that baseball just hit a 20 year old in the head!!! #letsgobucs

[Tim Johnson @Timmy__Jay]

Don Kelly going to be thrown out more than any pirates manager in history at this rate

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Please help @MrsMcAfeeShow, Mackenzie, and I welcome Midas Robert McAfee to our family.. Due to Samantha having a high risk pregnancy and severe preeclampsia, the decision was made to have an emergency C-Section on Friday night. Baby boy officially entered the world on May 22nd at 10:42PM as a 6lb 6oz screaming young legend… 10 Toes, 10 Fingers, full head of hair.

Literally in his first moments of life, Midas was working... He was able to get his O2 Levels high enough to be able to come hang with us in our room and because of that we got to do all of the immediate magical newborn moments.. Skin to skin, 10,000 kisses, tons of love, all of that.. inevitably, since he came into the world at 36 Weeks (40 is full term), he had to develop his lungs a little bit more, get some fluid out of him, and adjust a bit to life outside of Sam’s stomach.. So, he was sent to the NICU to help the transition from the womb to the world.

As mom was recovering like a badass from the mind boggling C-Section surgery, little dude was DAHN the hall.. They put a CPAP on our guy, a feeding tube, and put him in a heated pod with a heating lamp to help him develop a bit more. There wasn’t much I could do other than bring positive vibes as I bounced back and forth between the 2.

Watching Samantha battle thru her recovery has been nothing short of inspiring, WE APPRECIATE YOU @MrsMcAfeeShow, I will be sure that our kids will know how much you went thru for them.. And every time I went and saw boy, I couldn’t help but fantasize about what his life could become.. So many dreams and opportunities waiting for this young stud. We had a sneaky suspicion that he was a dawg and a fighter but, it is a bit scary to see your baby hooked up to so many “very serious” things.. He ended up staying roughly 36 hours in the NICU before being released back to our room… a FULL CELEBRATION occured. We’ve been floating around this room.. sleeping and burping and feeding and changing diapers ever since. We’re looking to get back home to our 3 year old baby girl today or tomorrow. We can’t wait for her to meet her baby brother.. Her grandparents have been doing a PHENOMENAL job of keeping her informed and also distracted while we’ve been living in this hospital.. we are VERY THANKFUL for them.

The name “Midas” has been the name I’d hoped to name my baby boy, if I was to ever have kids, since my Freshman year of high school when Mrs Nonnenberg (RIP Legend) taught me about Greek Mythology.. Like most, when you come from not a lot, the thought of everything you touch becoming gold was certainly an immediate draw for me but in this world that we live in, gold can only come from working your ass off, getting lucky, and having great folks around you. The name is perfect for the boy that Sam and I would like to raise. He will be an asset to society, he will treat folks right, and he will work his ass off to help his community achieve their own form of “gold.”

“Robert” is a tribute to Samantha’s dad and best friend.. A man that we lost way too soon a couple of years back and will now live on forever thru Mighty Midas. Midas will know his grandfather thru our stories and pictures.. and we know Bob will be looking out for Midas for all of time.

So on this Memorial Day we say Thank You to those who gave everything to this country that we call home.. and we will use their stories as guidance for our young boy about a life lived right.

We Love You Midas… Welcome to the McAfee family. We will do everything we can for you, brother.

p.s. Midas has already watched the closest Indy 500 of all time. The Vegas Golden Knights HUGE game 3 comeback… AND of course, Top Gun Maverick.

[Tim Johnson @Timmy__Jay]

So basically he doesnt want to take it serious enough to be great at golf but still wants to get paid like it. Got it

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Locked In: Bryson missed the cut at The PGA Championship and is now claiming he doesn't know if he wants his future to be 'content creation or professional golf'

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Give me a silverback over a lowland gorilla 6 days a week and twice on Sunday.

[Tim Johnson @Timmy__Jay]

@DekeWhiten @PghZoo Sources are confirming that little Joe's time at Boston Zoo was up "months ago". A deal was bound to happen, Boston was just waiting for a dance partner. Pittsburgh Zoo saw an opportunity to add fresh blood to its lineup and pounced. Deal was orchestrated by little Joe's agent

[Some Dude Named Deke @DekeWhiten]

@PghZoo did we get any draft picks or marsupials to be named later or was this a straight up trade?

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

🛑 STOP THE COUNT 🛑

It's April 12 and the Pirates are second in the NL 💯

#MLB | #LetsGoBucs

[Tim Johnson @Timmy__Jay]

I mean comeon they didnt have to get us in our feels like this! The Masters is the best

[Golf on CBS ⛳ @GolfonCBS]

A new story will be etched into the soul of spring.

The Masters Tournament begins today. #themasters

[Tim Johnson @Timmy__Jay]

Not going to lie that masters commercial just got me good!

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Kid is 19

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

People that think this weekend is about the resurrection of Jesus Christ are wrong

This weekend is about evaluating our kids at the Easter Egg Hunts

Do they attack or fold under pressure?
How are they in chaos?
What does their change of direction look like?

This weekend is a benchmark