Tim Torres

DCist trying to live for more than myself. And I like Nutella.

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

@FrontierCorp The tree in your location is going to fall on my house during one of the next storms and I am getting no response from the local office. Who can I speak with?

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

Sneezing while driving through a parking lot of pedestrians is a lethal combo.

[Be Here For Me @behereformeuk]

BREAKING: Court of Appeal grants permission to hear challenge to censorship zone which criminalises prayer and support outside Ealing abortion clinic.

https://t.co/moJdayXmER

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

Today I made a conscious decision to walk past the table of free gourmet mini cupcakes. Is this what it means to adult?

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

Is it too early for a burrito? #ThoughtsAt10am

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

Vision without technique is blind. @dewittjones #CMWorld

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

The decision on which shirt to wear generally comes down to the shirt that is least wrinkled.

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

Watch 1 video of an Anaconda eating a cat on #YouTube and your feed is filled with wack animal encounters

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

#Friendship is: Having Global Entry. Getting through customs in 47 seconds. Waiting 22 minutes at baggage claim for the friends who don’t have Global Entry.

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

We went through fire and flood, but you brought us to a place of great abundance.
Psalms 66:12 NLT

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

I like to associate hell with my current life crisis. Currently, hell is being locked in a room with fruit flies. #costcoBananas

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

@MindaC Nissan Rogue

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

And then you tuck your nipple back into your tank during a group exercise class and hope no one saw. #whoops

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

One of the great challenges in life is to finish well. Part of finishing well is planning succession. @nickygumbel

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

We can't always choose what happens to us but we can always choose how to respond. @NCC

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

Wisdom is choosing to do now what you will be satisfied with later.

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

You are not living abundantly if you are not living victoriously. @Chaplain_Black

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

Mountaintops inspire us, but valleys mature us. @nickygumbel

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

Truth becomes hard if it is not softened by love; love becomes soft if it is not strengthened by truth. @nickygumbel

[Tim Torres @Timmytor]

Protect your peace and peace will protect your faith. @billjohnsonBJM