Tim “Two Pump Chump” Williams

Penn highlands graduate 96 |Ball knower | Ex state trooper | Alcoholic | Occasionally ripping bag | Grease Lighting

[Tim “Two Pump Chump” Williams @Timmywill6772]

@DavidSahlaney worst fucking throw i’ve ever seen

[David “StiffSock” Sahlaney @DavidSahlaney]

Baseball fellas, me and Tim are fucked

[Tim “Two Pump Chump” Williams @Timmywill6772]

it’s game day (if gaethje wins i need a stomach pump)

[Tim “Two Pump Chump” Williams @Timmywill6772]

any trucker ball knowers

[Tim “Two Pump Chump” Williams @Timmywill6772]

#thatsbaseball #piratesbullpen

[Archduke Franz “The Catalyst” Ferdinand @rackedronnie]

End of night tally. Do I crank it or not? #lank

[Tim “Two Pump Chump” Williams @Timmywill6772]

i just said i love you to the liquor store and back #airball

[Bennet “Da Burner” Baker @Bennet67Baker]

Had a few too many, said some things I shouldn’t have, and now my girls insta says “follow back”. #thatsbaseball

[Tim “Two Pump Chump” Williams @Timmywill6772]

@david_jason3rd @DavidSahlaney hey peter if i’m being honest there the same thing as citrus zyns

[Tim “Two Pump Chump” Williams @Timmywill6772]

we had a fucking day

[David “StiffSock” Sahlaney @DavidSahlaney]

you want to talk about a fuckin day #haulsfromthebarn

[Tim “Two Pump Chump” Williams @Timmywill6772]

i try my best

[David “StiffSock” Sahlaney @DavidSahlaney]

@Timmywill6772 has his shorts riding up his ass like a #douche - respect the back pocket glove tho chump

[Tim “Two Pump Chump” Williams @Timmywill6772]

@DavidSahlaney i’m gonna start letting them knowle

[Tim “Two Pump Chump” Williams @Timmywill6772]

Ya now people think they are inquired to just leave the cart anywhere they want with trash everywhere. #fuckem #cheapfucks #poorser

[David “StiffSock” Sahlaney @DavidSahlaney]

can we normalize tipping cart boys…

[Tim “Two Pump Chump” Williams @Timmywill6772]

anyone ever stand up real fast and get lightheaded just to feel something #mightneedhelp

[Tim “Two Pump Chump” Williams @Timmywill6772]

Who else remembers the 5 buck lunch deal at DQ. Miss when life was good.

[David “StiffSock” Sahlaney @DavidSahlaney]

local burners cleared this place out snd left me with the scraps, that’s the #greed they talk about in the bible

[David “StiffSock” Sahlaney @DavidSahlaney]

keep talking smart and I’ll take your ass back to 14 #FAFO

[Richard “Dick” Wood @drunkcig34]

People selling ANYTHING on Facebook marketplace

[David “StiffSock” Sahlaney @DavidSahlaney]

Throw on some #joys loser

[Tim “Two Pump Chump” Williams @Timmywill6772]

back cart rob #lank

[David “StiffSock” Sahlaney @DavidSahlaney]

“Rob a trapper”