I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
Dressing as Chris Hansen for Halloween and showing up to people’s houses while they’re giving out candy to children and asking them “you see how this looks, right?”
@CreaseAndAssist Hell yeah! Mega Man 2 and RDR 2 were some tough cuts for me. And, I've made a vow to try out the Ace Combat series this year. All hail the GOAT NHL '94 🚨
@CreaseAndAssist I found Faber's body language concerning. Reminded me of a similar play that concussed Scott Stevens at the tail end of his career. Scary stuff.
Interviewer: I’m sorry, we won’t be offering you the position
Me: {full seafood boil on the table} was it the seafood boil?
Interviewer: It was the seafood boil