Tim Thompson

Pub MUFC

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

Doesn't seem as bad as Van Gaal sacking (hearing that walking out after winning the cup) but give the bloke a couple of days to replace him

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

@BashyMc1 In my experience, it causes drinking of 10 pints of Guinness

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

Just paid someone £20 not to beat me and my mate up for beating him at pool.
£20 quid ran off like he'd robbed a bank
Yes I am ashamed

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

@JonnyMc1 Carrick used to play that position, but play the ball forward, never got mentioned for any award

[YFI 𝕏 @YFIHQ]

Nice save, Dad.

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

Spare club enclosure Ticket for today if anyone's interested

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

Fuck city
and for all you cockneys
Double fuck city

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

Not sure how that fat wobbly smelly Scouse cunt got another season in the premier league

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

It's going in the bin on Monday Anyway

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

Fuming I've had to buy my Mrs a card on my birthday

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

In a boozer near my brother's house, asked him if I could stay on his sofa, he said yes then sent me a bus timetable to get home.
Not for the morning, for now!!!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’m old enough to remember when society was repulsed by Nazis and pedophiles

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

He's got to go

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

Robbed this from another account without getting the reference

[YFI 𝕏 @YFIHQ]

Inflatable filth!

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

What do I know about diamonds,I'm a boxing promoter, I was a happy boxing promoter untill a week ago, and then, what do I know about diamonds, don't they come from Antwerp?

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

Let me put you in the picture

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

@AlternativeMUFC

[YFI 𝕏 @YFIHQ]

Yet another Friday Jam for you to groove to 🙌

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

@Josephmaloney Jersey for the weekend

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

My old man has gone down today on his own, he's sat in the home end, there's absolutely no chance the twat makes it to half time without being booted out

[Tim Thompson @Timnt99]

Kicking myself for flying out of Manchester airport, it's such a shit place