Timon✨

parallel timeline jumper lost in weird tweets

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@juandibidi3 modern cinephilia: scrolling letterboxd for an hour then sleeping

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mf that’s called the human resources department

[Nida @NidNaqvi]

Imagine world without men

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@Her_Shabuu expected garden of eden, got hunger games

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wait, what room number was that again?

[𝟭𝟴𝟵𝟵 @Barca_Archive]

Hospital Italiano Garibaldi in Rosario, Room 10, where Lionel Messi spent his first hours after being born, 24 June 1987.

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If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, aren't you technically the vacuum cleaner?

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you technically the waiter?

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@IyegereS calling someone angel is rooted in romantic necrophilia

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calling someone honey is rooted in bee exploitation

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The concept of calling your signifigant other "baby" is rooted in pedophilia idc

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@im_anasofia2 temporary people always make the biggest promises

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me after a very productive fifteen minutes on reels:

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@carolinerenard_ can i finish my pancakes without hearing about trump tariffs

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@yungskuntebony pretty sure they burned witches for stuff like this

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@miyarah_ night cramming outperforms months of prep

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@moyesboy_ sorry he didn't spend twenty-eight years in excel

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@Favwontmiss just begging for one completely uneventful year

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@PopCrave @TMZ the courtroom arguments will be pure cinema

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@CarterJahad the stylist who deliberately tangled those cords:

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@meryl_girl her the second she enters the bedroom:

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@thesyllvester lorny
(lonely + horny)

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@Jerry_Nyx the weirdest dynasty in modern world history

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@sa10nee broke men giving marriage advice to billionaires