Timon Woodward

Writer. I had more followers on twitter when I didn't tweet.

[b @benhosley]

I drew dan

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@kylejonshephard if you think this is getting a retweet, you've got another thing coming.

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@jack_davy my 88 followers shit on your measly 61.

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When you log back into twitter after a long time away and realise you've been following Drake Bell for 7 years. 🤬

[Raluf Petimou @RalufPetimou]

BFI Tomorrow!!: https://t.co/2yZdwBU6Np via @YouTube

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👍👍😇 https://t.co/LLU8NdWEPS

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Really enjoyed watching this. So will you... https://t.co/DUaNl9Sags

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My phone's down. Get me on here if I owe you money.

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@chrisgilbertttt :)

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@ThomasJamesGray he's not returned yet because of those.

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because i felt like it https://t.co/xuK1zGtG9b

[Thomas James Gray @ThomasJamesGray]

Best thing I've read this year @johnhiggs thank you!

[Alex Mytton @AlexanderMytton]

HAHAHA this had me chucking a lot!!! @ThomasJamesGray @TimonWoodward 😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

https://t.co/1Mc87Q9SrK

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@charliebighams Chicken & Mushroom risotto on Monday (27/06) was 10/10 & Macaroni Cheese (30/06) was 9/10. 10/10 had I not had to share ;-)

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@JuddApatow https://t.co/bRxyAYkf4K

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Deadpool invented the crying face emoji after a night with your mum. @TheLadBible #DeadpoolFacts

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@b_judah Hi Ben. Best way to contact you for some sort of interview? Best, Timon

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@edsheeran Hi Ed.Long shot I know, but any chance you could follow me, so I can send you an inbox about interviewing you for the BBC,best, T

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@JaneFallon @rickygervais last go, then im all out - Pickpocket King Bob Arno in Naples - https://t.co/9elDlCR29n

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@JaneFallon Also 'The Bridge' https://t.co/TbwqKrL76P and im sure youve seen Virunga on netflix. https://t.co/PvBazIjrem

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@JaneFallon and Confessions of A Mafia Hitman (with an Interview by psychiatrist) is incredible too - https://t.co/yBUrBQ7k1V

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@JaneFallon @rickygervais The Imposter https://t.co/s0kKdPgzEL was my favourite before The Jinx.