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@CyberAngelBraps Cherries huh? Who knew!

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@graciegrayy That's how you know it's a fart that MATTERED

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@b1tesnails Do you have enough oxen to pull your Conestoga wagon all the way there?

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@onlysabrena It's not a touchdown unless they're beyond the three point line, otherwise it's icing.

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@graciegrayy Period products!

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@bbkittydoll I did! I also felt a mystery fart rumble on my lap, was that you too?

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@moonlightl4ke2 I know this is old but this idea sounds absolutely delightful

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@onlysabrena Having experienced this before, the vibrations and tightening feel REALLY nice.

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@VioletaWestford You can hang on to it! The students are (probably) innocent! Haha

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@graciegrayy Public farters are the ones who are truly elite

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@WeaponF1 @MasterofWind77 I'd imagine that pledges would be the judges, yeah?

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@n0bodyl0vesmeh And is there any worse gift than standing up to pee and a poop slides out?

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@GassyGoddessSyd If you do, everyone on that plane owes you a few bucks

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@gassygabby334 Statistically speaking at least a couple will probably love it

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@hthieblot https://t.co/NpvbwVhLeN

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@allforkarmaa DIBS

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@justlillyhere Remind me to get in a feud like this with you ASAP

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@GassyGoddessSyd Dropping everything

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@onlysabrena Is it time for breakfast already?

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@graciegrayy If I'm taking someone out on a first date, I'm covering it. So dinner/drinks/dessert/etc. and the cost of any activity.