Timothy Paul

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@historyinmemes Seems like he’s contemplating all the sex he didn’t have in the Oval Office. Truly moving photo.

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@AdamCarollaShow Cruisin’ Electric Playset

https://t.co/bshU69uBLM

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Took 7 episodes to realize The Last of Us is not a sequel to This Is Us. #TheLastOfUs #ThisIsUs @hbomax

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@chrislaxamana Thought you might find this interesting. Cycling on the LA River Bike Path in Burbank, and a homeless person had strung a rope across the path. I hit it going 18mph. Ok, but I look rough.

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For $30,000, I will sell you Taylor Swift. #TaylorSwiftMidnights #TaylorSwift #taylorswiftpresale #TaylorSwiftTix

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@Skittles There are many of us that prefer green as green apple. You have lemon, why also lime? I know it’s the original, but I refuse to buy another bag of Skittles until green apple returns in some form.

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@glennbeck I’ve seen this; it’s real.

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@VinnieTortorich How worried should I be about cholesterol numbers when on ketogenic diet?

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@BaldBryan NOT THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS

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@adamcarolla Great NY Post headline!

https://t.co/wqO57DWkMf

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@AdamCarollaShow @GinaGrad @BaldBryan @chrislaxamana Regarding Growing Pains great headline

https://t.co/EFZuqRcm5I

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@Skittles Until you stop selling your product in Russia, I can no longer support the rainbow! Actions matter!

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@rickygervais That dog seems like a good boy.

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@Skittles TWO-Apple was a sensible evolution; I loved the switch! I don’t understand the move back to three citrus flavors. I’m afraid this will land as clumsily as New Coke, and I wish you’d reconsider or at least offer both varieties.

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@Skittles ONE-As a long-time Skittle consumer, I can state without hyperbole that I was shocked and incredulous regarding your decision to return to lime as the green skittle. As a child, I never understood why line was present, you have lemon and Orange, two citrus flavors.

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@rickygervais I truly love all that is After Life. It’s as funny as porn but doesn’t leave me feeling empty and sad. Thanks for the memories. #AFTERLIFE #afterlife #after #life #lifeafterlife

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@bobsaget Really loved your tribute to Norm Macdonald. He was my favorite comedian, just so committed to what was truly funny. So sorry that you lost a great friend and that we lost a great comedian.

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Should middle aged couples listen to Motown while dance/making dinner together? Seems wrong to me now. #motown #culturalappropriation

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@EsotericCD I just listened to the REM episode, and I appreciate your correct pronunciation of the word clique. Like nauseous and nauseated, only a few get it right, and that’s a shame.

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@TheWrap It may be time to seriously consider Artie Lange as the new host.