Timothy Balding

Author of the first Donald Trump novel - 'The Zucchini Conspiracy' - and other anthropological anomalies. All books at

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As America sells out Ukraine and Europe, and begins to dismantle its own democracy in front of our very eyes, it seems like a meaningful day to give a new boost to my Trump novel. Please repost if you are feeling kindly. https://t.co/3g61QTKvRd

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@nicolas_richoux Quelle bande de nuls, dont tout le monde s'en fiche royalement. Ils ont vraiment raclè le fond des poubelles politiques pour trouver ces quatre-là!

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@jwludwig @TStandfield1789 @VP @SecWar @JDVance @PeteHegseth Two million Afghans escaped from your war, and over one million Iraqis from your fiasco in their country.

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@PatriotWatchdog @TStandfield1789 @VP @SecWar @JDVance @PeteHegseth And were it not for the French, your President would be speaking English today.

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@jwludwig @TStandfield1789 @VP @SecWar @JDVance @PeteHegseth Just don't forget that the most intense waves of immigration to Europe in recent decades came because the US invaded Afghanistan, then Iraq, driving millions into exile while failing miserably, as usual, to win its wars. As the new American shambles in Iran might well do again.

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@TStandfield1789 @VP @SecWar @JDVance @PeteHegseth That's true. If these people had been in power in 1941, the USA would have looked the other way and let Europe die. Their moral credit disappeared a long time ago, even for generous observers.

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@AlastairTanJY I would probably bore my family to death. My death, that is 😀.

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@DmytroMorykit @IamPuneetX Bless him and all Ukrainian victims of the murderous Russians.😢😢😢

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@IamPuneetX You're being childish and very naive. There is not a single murderous tyranny on earth, including Russia, that doesn't use sport as a means of pursuing its political ends. You just want the sports men and women to sit back and be used? Please grow up.

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@CanadianKobzar @IamPuneetX Yup. She's right, though, it's as absurd as a bias against the Nazis and their mass murders.

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@CapiauxAlain @nicolas_richoux Ces Américains-là crachent sur nous toute la journée et vous voulez qu'on les respecte? C'est fou!

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@nicolas_richoux Très bien dit! Écoeurant. Get this American filth off our beaches.

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@pavx99 @alexstubb What's a "boomer"? I don't know the word.

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Definitely a change of meaning ahead in the dictionaries for the word "ceasefire". In 2026, "ceasefire" means continuing to shoot, bomb, and kill as usual until journalists retrieve their sense of reality and report "the war continues." See Gaza, Lebanon, too, among others.

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@MLP_officiel @JphTanguy Mensonges. Qu'est ce que vous feriez sans des gens et des pays à haïr? Plus rien, c'est clair.

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@colette70748 @didier_renew Merci à vous. Je suis si écoeuré par la bassesse de ces gens, vous n'imaginez pas (ou plutôt très bien, je dirais)...

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@PascalL70657 @didier_renew Qui? Vous?

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@Lizziesaurus @didier_renew Hello, Lizzie! In truth, I'm here far, far too much. But the robots have squeezed me into a tiny space where no one sees me, so I'm not surprised you haven't either. Hope you are well. I've blown up your photo as much as possible, but alas not big enough to spot my books😀!

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@RimbaudJul6985 @didier_renew Très bien dit.