Timo_b’s

I bake bread, I make belts, I raise bees. I am also a social media darling.

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Any pizza with steak or ground beef is mid tier

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@theDALTONcastle is under utilized. The World is missing out.

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Some people would call this day drinking. I call it Thursday.

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I feel this is a trap.

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My Fitbit thinks mowing the lawn is outdoor biking.

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Broke out a brand new sponge today because I am forbidding this coronavirus thing to keep me from living my best life

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Bees don't poop in their hives.

After being inside for a long time, they wait for a warm day to go on a "cleansing flight," where they rush out of the hive to poop.

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Them: We want to park a Sherman Tank on the street the day after tomorrow.
Me: Okay. Just the one tank?

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Death Crab for Cutie #RuinABandNameWithOneLetter

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Save Matthews Band #RuinABandNameWithOneLetter

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Joe Iffy #RuinABandNameWithOneLetter

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Dine Young Cannibals #RuinABandNameWithOneLetter

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A regular later asked if I were a fencer so I told him the truth. I have three medals for fencing but it was a long time ago.

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I am not am expert on grilling but my guess would be that your heat is too high.

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Just a dumpster fire on Boston City Hall Plaza #boston

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So I get it. There are going to be delays but then you have to close of cars because the A/C doesn’t work and when you get to your station the escalator isn’t working. And then there is all the technology for the 40’s in your switching bungalow @mbta

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I am guessing that the @mbta is going to stick something in their future marketing that they were trending on Twitter on June 11, 2019.

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Me: yeah you screwed up my morning but hopefully you can fix things by this evening
@mbta : hold me beer and I will screw up your evening too.
Me: touché