The Braunologue

Timothy Braun, writer for @nytimes @huffingtonpost @AmericanTheatre @AustinChronicle @Austin_Monthly @TexasStandard. @austinbatcave board. RT not a endorsement.

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Alt-Right Who Only Look at My Bio: NY Times is lies & fake news!
Me: I write about my dog.
Alt-Right Who Only Look at My Bio: LIES!
Me: DOG!

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@mikefreemanNFL I'm so sorry, Mike.

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@JohnCornyn Pathetic.

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@NFL_DovKleiman No.

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@PatMcAfeeShow Really?

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Ashamed. It has been that way since the first week of November, but today was simply disgusting.

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Wow. Looks like Seal didn't save his money...

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Never had as many govt leakers reach out as I have today. Not even close

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This inauguration is a 12-year-old's dystopian fanfiction.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

No sense in telling him he's not a dog

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Mr. Speaker, when Louisianans need help after hurricanes, it's Californians -- many of whom have been impacted by these fires -- who foot the bill to help your constituents. And they do it without playing partisan games.

Millions of your supporters are out here and they need your help, empathy, care and whatever compassion you are willing to express.

Do the right thing.

[mariah @mariahkreutter]

My friend said the male-female bathroom line differential at the brutalist was “worse than pavement”

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hazelnut. She is both teeny tiny and comfy cozy. Dynamite combo. 12/10

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"Mr. Braun...Unfortunately, due to the fellowship being crafted specifically for emerging writers, we’re unable to consider you because you are established." Well, that was the nicest rejection letter I've ever gotten.

[120 Revisted @120Revisited]

Blur
“Song 2”
Blur
Food Records (1997)
Director: Sophie Muller

WOO…

#120Vault

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...And as the holiday season comes to a climax, Mariah Carey returns to the sea, from whence she came...

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Celebrating Christmas Eve by rewatching "The Feast of the Seven Fishes" episode of "The Bear."

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Lex Luther really needs a new hobby.

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It is Christmas Eve and you will be visited by three spirits .

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Using the scientific method, I deduce that life is not a highway, nor should it be ridden all night long. Life is an unmitigated folly, and you should be in bed by 8:30 pm.