So let me get this straight.
Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.
Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.
Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.
Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.
And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”
Please.
Trump has won this war 7 times.
He’s negotiated a peace settlement 12 times.
And he’s opened the Strait of Hormuz at least 4 times.
What more do you want from him?
Playing a lot of Forza Horizon lately and I’m really struggling with why a city or region would actually want to host the fictional Horizon Festival. Ignoring the almost-guaranteed catastrophic loss of life, the insurance payouts alone would be ridiculous.
Borderlands was a disaster for gaming and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
A crocodile should die in a few sword slashes or a single pistol shot to the head. Period. Giving everything spongy health bars is painfully unfun.